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    ...so is this going to become a kiss and tell thread?
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    Bait that hook real well young man and make sure she's well hooked before you land her.
    Good luck. I remember that thrill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    She may be a lesbian......other insignificant stuff
    AWESOME!! It just gets better and better. Steam, you could be up for a Steam Sandwich mate.
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....
    Your a hermaphrodite ?
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    lols.. that's sooo cute!! good luck!!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
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    Sorry mate, it'll never work - you are too alike...

    But hey, you'll never know if you don't give it a shot.

    Sounds very good for you mate - up'n'at'em!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....
    Fun Police Anyone ....

    You are the luckiest guy for finding her mate. Godd luck.
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    Hey Alan, Alan, Alan....

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    This thread is useless without pics Stalk her some more and take some piccies mmmmkay?

    Go for it dude, hopefully you are on the right rung of the ladder and prepared to take the outrageous arrows of fortune flung your way!

    And if it doesn't work out, remember to share the wealth with other single, male bikers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....
    you may be an asshole.... let the guy dream a bit! :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by EnzoYug View Post
    you may be an asshole.... let the guy dream a bit! :P
    Well Str8jacket was, I mean is the site bitch!
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    You're fucked.

    Scientists have discovered a food that takes away 90% of a womens sex drive...



























    ...wedding cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    She may be a lesbian.....
    Last i checked the same "type" of bike as a KLR250 wasn't a Virago.

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    Talking I should have guessed...

    I got a PM today. Here:

    "Hi.

    Something funny happened today. You will laugh. At Physics lecture ( You know the ones I take to be able to make my own homebake) today this nerdy guy (but in a cute sort of way) walked past me. He reminded me of Bugger from "Revenge of the Nerds" and I smiled while thinking about it. He smiled back...

    As my leather gear was to be fixed from the crash at the drags last w/e I only had that horrible Dry Rider jacket. He noticed and came running... I tried to walk away towards that little old Kwaka I borrowed. Next thing he starts to tell me that he also rides one of them small things, and how cool they are. I just could not break his heart and so I never told him that my Monster 696 is in the shop to be fixed.

    Not sure what I will do if he starts talking tomorrow? Perhaps let him pillon on my Duke?? Wonder what he would say if he knew of my tatts. And all my pearcings, and Harry... Then again, if I play my cards right I might have found a babysitter for the triplets while I ride to Off the Rails..."






    Nah, U go. If U are 1/2 as interesting in real life as on here she will be spellbound in a minute (or five). Just watch out for Harry. I hear that he is undefeated in the ring...

    May the bridges I burn light the way.

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    I'm gunna piss myself laughing if shes a KB'er

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    I'm gunna piss myself laughing if shes a KB'er
    and if she is indeed a lesbian!!!
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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