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    Mothers Motorcycle club race day.

    This'll be short.

    Got up at sparrow fart Saturday morning to get a pit shed, should have slept cos we were the second there.

    Race one, no grid posititions allocated, or grid row numbers for that matter. I got a good first race, (read, as fast as you dare on the warm up lap to get on the front row) along with 12 others, WTF!? Left the line ok and passed three out of four bikes that got away quicker through the first 2 turns. Peter Tanner had a good lead on me, and after a brief moment of chasing I thought fuck it, and cruised round for second.

    Race two, Le Mans start. This is different, I enlisted the help of a total stranger to hold my bike for the start, flag drops, and we start running, well all of us except Flame, who decided she was tired and lay flat on her face instead. Throw a leg over my bike and thought I did pretty well, as I pulled out a 675 went screaming past bloody fast, young fella who can run should have been handicapped I reckon I got by a few other guys that started well but couldn't real in the Trumpy or Tanner again so came in third.

    race three, by this stage there's plenty of oil on the track from a few harley bins, and yet more agan in turn one which red flags the race, I managed to hold the Trumpy off to cross the line in second again.

    Heavens open, day gets called off, that's it.

    I cant help but wonder where all the Bears bikes are stashed for the rest of the year, there were a shit load of guys on Dukes, aprilias, and Triumphs that I've never seen at any other meeting. Get them out more often people, bring a Bears series back to the north Island.

    Thanks Kerry Jeffs of KTL motorcycles, Rob and Cherry Taylor, Anglo American Motorcycle club, Grant and Ruth of Silverdale Landscape services, BikeTranz, Henderson motorcycles, Kerry Dukey for Ohlins. Of course a massive thanks to my gorgeous lady again, you inspire me more than you'll ever know, and I'm so proud of you comin in tenth spot in the open races.

    Funniest moment of the day, the guy that came over to me and congratulated me on a good race together, I felt a twang of remorse when I replied, "na mate, you were tussling with my missus." Hope he either didn't hear me, or if he did, didn't take it the wrong way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I cant help but wonder where all the Bears bikes are stashed for the rest of the year, there were a shit load of guys on Dukes, aprilias, and Triumphs that I've never seen at any other meeting. Get them out more often people, bring a Bears series back to the north Island.

    Here here!! I want them at my Taupo Road Race Spectacular on Dec 27th and 28th!! Must have 10 for a class though. Come on peoples, the spectators love ya's!!
    I might even throw in a large trophy for first BEARS bike too!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Here here!! I want them at my Taupo Road Race Spectacular on Dec 27th and 28th!! Must have 10 for a class though. Come on peoples, the spectators love ya's!!
    I might even throw in a large trophy for first BEARS bike too!

    On Ya, I will throw in a set of Conti Sports NEW to the First bears bike then
    I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots! ALBERT EINSTEIN

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Here here!! I want them at my Taupo Road Race Spectacular on Dec 27th and 28th!! Must have 10 for a class though. Come on peoples, the spectators love ya's!!
    I might even throw in a large trophy for first BEARS bike too!
    I've heard your "trophy" aint nowhere near as large as you make out...ahem...big fella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Here here!! I want them at my Taupo Road Race Spectacular on Dec 27th and 28th!! Must have 10 for a class though. Come on peoples, the spectators love ya's!!
    I might even throw in a large trophy for first BEARS bike too!
    Gotta luv large trophys, Great for trophy hunters like us fullaz, eh Scriv. (not for much longer)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I've heard your "trophy" aint nowhere near as large as you make out...ahem...big fella.
    never a more true work spoken... not that I would know first hand of course...

    Good on you Scrviy and Shaun for supporting this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I've heard your "trophy" aint nowhere near as large as you make out...ahem...big fella.
    Ya cheeky @$%@#%!!!!! I said a trophy, not my trophy!!
    Anyway, the size of mine can't be classified as a trophy - probably more of a booby prize!!

    Just bring on the BEARS!!!! And no more cheeky shite ya bistard!!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaun View Post
    On Ya, I will throw in a set of Conti Sports NEW to the First bears bike then
    Hey Shaun, is this a 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours then' thread??
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Hey Shaun, is this a 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours then' thread??


    Haha, na mate, just my input towards what I here is a brilliant run meeting by you guys, and if you are going to invite the Bears crew along, I want to help you support them
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    Great write up Drew.Hope Vicki is ok,poor girl ,in front of alls those bikers too...:shit ,i believe you got some nice fancy ribbons for your trouble ,Good start for your trophy cabinet And yes you guys get those Bears bikes out of the shed and Come to the Vic club winter series,you wont be disappointed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    we start running, well all of us except Flame, who decided she was tired and lay flat on her face instead...
    Does that count as a bin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    not that I would know first hand of course...
    Your hand has been no-where near my trophy Joni........... but in my dreams..........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Your hand has been no-where near my trophy Joni........... but in my dreams..........

    So you like little hands to make it look bigger then huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    So you like little hands to make it look bigger then huh?
    Mate, you think just like I do!!! Helps if she's poor sighted too!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Mate, you think just like I do!!! Helps if she's poor sighted too!!

    Could do...Mate, trim the fur, similar effect...so I'm told...by dudes less...oh the hell with it

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