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    Not that special

    Have an extra vertebrae, deformed knees and my clit hood pierced.
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
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    I can hold one eye still whilst the other one can roll around in circles or left to right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    or...left...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Backstroke... Dumbarse
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Have an extra vertebrae, deformed knees and my clit hood pierced.
    So that is how you get into those positions...

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    ???

    What has OWNER been telling you? Or have you seen me in the circus?

    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    So that is how you get into those positions...
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    I can emulate the sound of cats (male or female) so well, I even fool the real thing.

    Once upon a time, I sang with a choir (and got kicked out of Sunday school )...then about 5 years ago, was backing vocals for a more contemporary band.

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    My right foot is slightly bigger than my left...but I'm told that's the case for just about anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post


    I can emulate the sound of cats (male or female) so well, I even fool the real thing.
    So do female cats have higher voices than male cats?

    I would think that if you actually knew that would be the strangest thing about you!


    I'm missing the end of two toes from the terminal joint and a large part of the end of my ring finger tip. Not really that strange when you consider I lost them in a printing press. Worrisome (sp) when you consider I was printing Fresh Up apple sause cans at the time and I never found the missing bits.

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    I have a few parts missing...

    Fortunately they left the really important ones in place, and some of them work fairly well.
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    I can make a dripping noise that really annoys people when it's dark
    I have a casual (as opposed to professional) interest in Atomic Physics (Richard Rhodes is the man to read... awesome)
    My left little finger is kinky
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    So do female cats have higher voices than male cats?

    I would think that if you actually knew that would be the strangest thing about you!
    :
    Funny you should ask, as yes, I do know the answer...

    They do have different tonality in their voice, but not so much as one being higher or lower...I'd have to show when we meet, as it's a little hard to explain.
    Also, the cries are different for male or female depending on where the moon's at, and if one's trying to get a root or not...Fascinating, I tell ya!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    I can make a dripping noise that really annoys people when it's dark
    I can vouch for that...that is one of the most intriguing sounds I've ever heard a human being make

    And your little finger ain't kinky, it's just fucked up! Bet it's handy to scratch your inner ear though...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    I'm missing the end of two toes from the terminal joint and a large part of the end of my ring finger tip. Not really that strange when you consider I lost them in a printing press. Worrisome (sp) when you consider I was printing Fresh Up apple sause cans at the time and I never found the missing bits.
    What were you doing with your toes and fingers in a printing press??? Were you wearing chinese safety jandals?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Funny you should ask, as yes, I do know the answer...

    They do have different tonality in their voice, but not so much as one being higher or lower...I'd have to show when we meet, as it's a little hard to explain.
    Also, the cries are different for male or female depending on where the moon's at, and if one's trying to get a root or not...Fascinating, I tell ya!
    That's it we just have to meet you now!

    Can we bring our cats up too so you can interperet? I'm sure one of them is trying to tell me something.


    What was that I said earlier about me not being strange?

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    I thought I was excluded from this thread, because apart from the ability to make myself invisible in a room full of people (don't even have to do anything, it just happens by itself!) there's absolutely nothing unusual about me.
    Then I remembered: I have an empty skull

    A few years ago, I had a CT scan done of my head. Afterwards, the technician/doctor said, "Well, we've examined the images, and there's nothing there".
    Nothing: not a brain, steam engine, clockwork motor, not even a hamster wheel sans hamster.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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