What should partners do after a race?

**BIHB@0610** · 6th March 2008, 09:13

Having watched a-certain-person-who-is-very-special-to-me come off the track sweating, aching, pumped with adrenalin, thirsty, grumpy, estatic, and miserable all the same time, I've experienced the helplessness I'm sure many partners feel. We just want to be able to make your day a bit more comfortable

, but sometimes it's hard to know exactly what to do.

What is the best thing to do? What should we take with us? The answers will vary immeasurably from person to person, but give us some examples?

For instance, what would be in your "kit" - ice packs, sports drinks, towels, lollies, smokes, eye cream, Evian mist, Heineken?

What's one thing you just wish you had at the track but keep forgetting to pack?

And what is your idea of bliss at the end of a race? Someone helping you out of your leathers and waiting on you hand on foot? Or someone just leaving you alone to process the experience out on the track? A combination of both?

**Colapop** · 6th March 2008, 09:22

Having been "Pit Bitch" a couple of times (I prefer "Pit Manager") I'd say the best thing you can do is make sure your partner or rider (male or female) is as comfortable as possible. Just having someone to do stuff for them is invaluable. Add to that all the bits an pieces that you've mentioned bringing along and I reckon you've got a winning formula.

**Trudes** · 6th March 2008, 09:31

Help get the bike organised, on the stand, tyre warmers on etc... help get hot sticky leathers off (well, at least the top bit) find them a chair and give plenty of fluids and something to eat... basically be a slave

oh and a

for making it back in in hopefully one piece.

**Sully60** · 6th March 2008, 09:32

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

Help get the bike organised, on the stand, tyre warmers on etc... help get hot sticky leathers off (well, at least the top bit) find them a chair and give plenty of fluids and something to eat... basically be a slave

oh and a

for making it back in in hopefully one piece.

So is that what Kendog is doing for you at the next round?

**Trudes** · 6th March 2008, 09:36

Originally Posted by Sully60

So is that what Kendog is doing for you at the next round?

I wish!! He's a useless pitbitch, spent most of his time out taking pictures, an important job yes, but he was meant to be my slave, oiops I mean pitbitch and brolly dolly!!! I've decided I have to figure how to get Pamela off the stand on my own, he was only slightly better at kick starting her than me too, and only because she's a slut and prefers males!!!

Anyone want a job?

**Str8 Jacket** · 6th March 2008, 09:37

Originally Posted by Planna

but sometimes it's hard to know exactly what to do.

Give him a blow job.

**Trudes** · 6th March 2008, 09:38

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Give him a blow job.

Is that what I should do to improve my pitbitch too?

**Str8 Jacket** · 6th March 2008, 09:39

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

Is that what I should do to improve my pitbitch too?

Yes, most definately.

**Joni** · 6th March 2008, 09:41

Babe it depends what your partner needs...

A sidecar boy does not need tyre warmers (unless you are Steve Bron of course) etc...

Just be there, help him out his leathers, make sure he takes lots of fluids in, that there is something to eat that is not high in sugar during the day... for your man and Andy, ice available for arm pump etc...

Just general support babe.

Keep in mind its not what you do that they appreciate most, its that you are there and supporting them in their sport of choice.

edit: and when/if the shit hits the fan, give them space....

**Sully60** · 6th March 2008, 09:41

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

I wish!! He's a useless pitbitch, spent most of his time out taking pictures, an important job yes, but he was meant to be my slave, oiops I mean pitbitch and brolly dolly!!! I've decided I have to figure how to get Pamela off the stand on my own, he was only slightly better at kick starting her than me too, and only because she's a slut and prefers males!!!

Anyone want a job?

I would ike the job Str8Jacket referrred to but I would think that to be a little bit inappropriate.

I could be the NWMBOB Team manager for you and Number one if Mr KD wants to take photos.
But I'm a hard task master, no results, no help!

**Trudes** · 6th March 2008, 09:43

Originally Posted by Sully60

I would ike the job Str8Jacket referrred to but I would think that to be a little bit inappropriate.

I could be the NWMBOB Team manager for you and Number one if Mr KD wants to take photos.
But I'm a hard task master, no results, no help!

owwww, sounds good brother..... and remember, no helpy, no sucky!!

Just kidding #1, you can do the sucking, ... I'll just watch and cheer!

**Colapop** · 6th March 2008, 09:49

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

I wish!! He's a useless pitbitch, spent most of his time out taking pictures, an important job yes, but he was meant to be my slave, oiops I mean pitbitch and brolly dolly!!! I've decided I have to figure how to get Pamela off the stand on my own, he was only slightly better at kick starting her than me too, and only because she's a slut and prefers males!!!

Anyone want a job?

Woohoo!! I've moved up from being cheerleader to Pit Manager without even having attended a meet yet!
(Do I get the sucky now?)