3 Nipples, 12 toes, purple pubic hair????

[Edbear]

"Ok kids now what I want you to do is do the splits as best you can - legs out sideways not front/back. Hold that..."

He comes around behind each of us puts hands on shoulders and pushes down very hard and fast until butt meets floor
I remember a ripping, popping kinda sound followed by much pain...and that is why I, at 30, despite not having done any gymnastics in over 15 years, can *still* do the splits.

[yod]

I am trilingual.
Oh and it took me 13 years and 4 universities on three continents to finish my Bsc. Beat that!

17 years, 3 universities, but all in NZ.....

good things take time




i can turn my tongue upside down in both directions

[Trudes]

A 'Crisis team nurse' (the people who are called out if someone has tried to commit suicide) told me recently that biting your fingernails is a recognised form of what they term 'self harm'. I wonder what it's called if you bite your toenails...

How about: We're fucked in the head???

[Number One]

How about: We're fucked in the head???

hmmmm - speak for yourself white lady!

I prefer to just think that I am speshul and very flexible...hmmkay

[MIXONE]

I am a Dirty Old Man.
You might think this is easy but I've been in training every day for more then 50 years.

[007XX]

Tricks and talents....

Roll my tongue into a cyclinder shape (which is a genetic thing apparently you can either do it or ya can't)

Make my tongue roll like ripples or waves (and my belly, like the belly dancers moving a coin down their belly)

Keep one eye looking dead ahead but the other turn into my nose.

Can also make a very convincing duck sound, also confuses ducks and gets them to come close...007XX between you and me we could attract a huge swarm of critters!

Are you sure we weren't separated at birth?

I can do the eye thing too (freaks my son out everytime ), as well as the tongue

Oh and I forgot to say I can also talk to goats (honnest, I got a witness), make a pretty good duck sound, and have freaked a couple of dogs out by whinning like a pup (I can howl pretty good too, but we won't go there )

I was once told that being able to replicate sounds like these was part of my singing ability...something about having a "true ear" or somesuch...

[MsKABC]

(I can howl pretty good too, but we won't go there )

Me too I can get my dogs joining in and it's hysterical They throw their heads back and go to town. I used to have a Boxer who didn't know how to howl, so he used to just bark along instead

[Number One]

I am a Dirty Old Man.
You might think this is easy but I've been in training every day for more then 50 years.

IU sooooo wanna bling you but have been too generous in the last 24 hours.
You sound like my dad - he likes to answer his telephone with:

"sex instructor - first lesson free" Fark he cracks me up...he is still waiting for enrollments though

Are you sure we weren't separated at birth?

I can do the eye thing too (freaks my son out everytime ), as well as the tongue

Oh and I forgot to say I can also talk to goats (honnest, I got a witness), make a pretty good duck sound, and have freaked a couple of dogs out by whinning like a pup (I can howl pretty good too, but we won't go there )

I was once told that being able to replicate sounds like these was part of my singing ability...something about having a "true ear" or somesuch...

Gosh the more I think about it the more erm talents I remember. I can wistle like a hawk...freaks out the meercats at the zoo - they get very agitated...and sheep are a good one too similar to dolphins. Also I can do a mean Chimpanzee - got them all going crazy at Welly zoo once when they were in their inside enclosure....

True ear you say...makes sense to me I've always been pretty good at impressions and aren't too bad a singer either - though I wouldn't get any contracts!

[007XX]

Me too I can get my dogs joining in and it's hysterical They throw their heads back and go to town. I used to have a Boxer who didn't know how to howl, so he used to just bark along instead

Have you tried getting them to train-howl with music? It's really funny.

True ear you say...makes sense to me I've always been pretty good at impressions and aren't too bad a singer either - though I wouldn't get any contracts!

Well, I think the first drinking game you and I will get into will be interesting...multi talented people are always so much more fun to play with.

[Mikkel]

I think the most wonderous thing about me is the fact that I have never in my life fractured a bone.

That in itself may not be so spectacular - but I've probably tried harder at breaking myself than most...

Other than normalcy I guess there are no parts missing really.

[MsKABC]

Have you tried getting them to train-howl with music? It's really funny.

No, but I have done choreographed heelwork/trick routines to music. They love it, exhibitionists that they are My boy can do some pretty impressive tricks.

Oh, and I have a parrot who calls the dog and the cat...."Here kitty, kitty, kitty" He says some pretty cool stuff actually. "I'm a bad bird!" "How YOU doin'?" "Oh bugger" "Aaarrgh, murder!" "Kiss kiss kiss?" "Cuppa tea?" And some others I can't think of right now.

[Trudes]

I failed my written learners drivers test because I was so stoned I couldn't stop laughing at the dude asking me the oral questions, he asked me to come back in a month when I was feeling "better".
When I was a kid I thought I was a cat, used to drink milk out of the cats bowl and follow them everywhere, had the whole district out looking for me several times, once I'd followed the cat into the maize paddock and took a nap there with the cat, another time I was found curled up asleep on the back seat of the car.
Used to run away often, was once found a few hundred meters from the main highway on my trike (I was about 3, had riden about 3 kms to get that far) "on my way to nanna's house" she lived about 100kms away in Wairoa.
Also went through a stage of thinking I was a horse and used to set up jumps around the lawns and do "show jumping", and would tie myself to door handles..... I was a lonely neglected child!

[Number One]

Well, I think the first drinking game you and I will get into will be interesting...multi talented people are always so much more fun to play with.

he he - now that would be fun...might have to give me shandies though - not known for my alcomahole tolerance!

[Number One]

Also went through a stage of thinking I was a horse and used to set up jumps around the lawns and do "show jumping", and would tie myself to door handles..... I was a lonely neglected child!

Hee hee - did you just love the black beauty series? I used to do the same...also was convinced I could fly - used to throw myself of bbq tables and such - arr them were the days Lucky I didn't have access to any high buildings actually as I was pretty convinced - the weird thing was my flying was of the 'breastroke sort'

[Zoolander]

this thread is useless without pics!!