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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    And hey, All you competitors, Dont be a cry baby & a dipshit when it goes wrong for you, These people are going out of their way to make our day as pleasant & stress free as possible, They are not a doormat or punching bag when YOU fuck it up.
    A little respect goes a long way.
    Who knows, hell you may even get a blowjob if youre really nice!!!
    Ye Bob you are quite correct here!!
    But usually the respect comes with time and experience.
    After many years of karting I've seen it all. Helmets thrown ( yes I did it once when I first started), Kids crying from dad pressure, havin a good day with Johnny Dad? (no I've never done that), karts thrown down, spanners flying but this usually calmes down over time when you realise this doesn't gain you any extra places on the track. It just screws the day for everybody around. And your competitors are laughing because they know it will effect your racing.
    Sounds like you have a good pit girl there, also sounds like you know it.
    Good luck to you guys! Wish I got a blow job when I won!!
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    [QUOTE=Reckless; Wish I got a blow job when I won!![/QUOTE]

    We dont have to win for me to get one, At least i dont think we have too, but we usually do so im not sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    We dont have to win for me to get one, At least i dont think we have too, but we usually do so im not sure.
    is that a double brag line?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    We dont have to win for me to get one, At least i dont think we have too, but we usually do so im not sure.
    Haha now you invoke the bullshit clause aye!!
    Go on now tell is it on the way home in the truck 2 mins after you leave the track that your faithful pit girl can't keep her hands of the irresistable you. LOL!!
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    Go on now tell is it on the way home in the truck 2 mins after you leave the track that your faithful pit girl can't keep her hands of the irresistable you. LOL!!


    Shut up Scrivy ....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post


    Shut up Scrivy ....................
    SHUT UP SCRIVY????
    WTF???
    I haven't replied to this thread at all!!!! I've read all the smutty stuff, and I still didn't comment!!! Is that restraint or what?? I thought I did well!!!

    Anyway, what am I s'posd to be shuting up about......

    As for me before a race, all I need is time to do all my pre-race checks (on machine and gear - involves kicking the tyres too) and make sure I've got post race drink and ice availability etc. I need my space to confidently make sure that is all done, after that, well...... talking about poon is great, better still, looking at poon is better.........hardens me up so to speak.....
    Post race, well, getting out of my hot leathers is a priority, followed by a great cool drink and ice for my soft arm!!
    After that...... talking about poon is great, better still, looking at poon is better........ you get the picture.........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post


    Shut up Scrivy ....................
    Dude, she just didnt want you telling everyone about the time we were shagging in the back, while you were driving the van off the ferry, That sort of stuff is best left un said.

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    Bob -actually BINGO dude this is why I personally don't like it having my partner there with me. Its really hard when the brown smellys hit the fan to be "nice".
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Bob -actually BINGO dude this is why I personally don't like it having my partner there with me. Its really hard when the brown smellys hit the fan to be "nice".
    If it's easier for you not to have a partner there, then the honesty is appreciated - I think we should all be up front about and respect things like that. As for me, so long as I'm genuinely wanted there, I'm happy to live through a BIT (little, small, almost immeasurable) of crap if things aren't going great - life isn't always a bed of roses after all.

    And Bob .......

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    Ah yes, another thread made in sidecar heaven.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    SHUT UP SCRIVY????
    WTF???
    I haven't replied to this thread at all!!!! I've read all the smutty stuff, and I still didn't comment!!! Is that restraint or what?? I thought I did well!!!
    You're a babe - big smoochy kiss - I'll bring you the FHM magazine my Dad brought me when I was staying in hospital with my son last month ...... WTF was about right when I got that!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Bob -actually BINGO dude this is why I personally don't like it having my partner there with me. Its really hard when the brown smellys hit the fan to be "nice".
    Yeah thats what your mates are there for ah? You dont have to be nice to them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    If it's easier for you not to have a partner there, then the honesty is appreciated - I think we should all be up front about and respect things like that. As for me, so long as I'm genuinely wanted there, I'm happy to live through a BIT (little, small, almost immeasurable) of crap if things aren't going great - life isn't always a bed of roses after all.
    Luckily, all the racers I have had the privilege of being close to have never had the need to be nasty when things go bad... yes stressed and frustrated.... but not nasty... so being “nice” has never even been seen as something they need to concentrate on.. because that’s just what they are. Nice. Even when the shit hits the fan.

    So need to worry Planna, both are good men, but you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Dude, she just didnt want you telling everyone about the time we were shagging in the back, while you were driving the van off the ferry, That sort of stuff is best left un said.
    Mate, your lady wouldn't stoop to that sort of rubbish!! I can't recall that happening either. Must have been another woman at some other stage maybe??????


    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    And Bob .......
    As per reply above...... am I redeemed now Planna?????
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    If it's easier for you not to have a partner there, then the honesty is appreciated - I think we should all be up front about and respect things like that. As for me, so long as I'm genuinely wanted there, I'm happy to live through a BIT (little, small, almost immeasurable) of crap if things aren't going great - life isn't always a bed of roses after all.

    And Bob .......
    nahh its just that as a rule I like a woman thats well er um "cuddly"
    Im that way myself. Expressive
    But at the track the very thing I love in my choice of partner is a distraction that becomes irritating.
    ACTUALLY my wonderfull lady Jorja knows this --she has some kind of Frosty radar fitted. She just vanishes like smoke when the tension rises.
    Mind you I'm glad she was around when my crew forgot to connect up a fuel line. --Kinda hard to explain how one has a rash in a VERY personal place and it was -------s fault if she wasn't there seeing it.
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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