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    Birds!!!

    Has anyone ever been hit by a bird!? I was just coming down the hill before coming into akaroa and out of the corner of my eye something gives me a hell of a fright.. it was a sparrow! i moved my head but it managed to hit the top of my helmet.. i felt sorry for the poor bugger getting headbutted at 100k.

    Birds could pose quite a hazard? especially if it was a larger bird like a gull or magpie!

    I was quite surprised as it was my first ride on the open road.
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    A member a little bit ago posted pictures of him waking a seagul with his helmet,

    Broken nose with blood on the inside and outside of a helmet. Looked painful to me..

    That's pretty unfortunate for your first open road ride. They ain't always like that, honest.

    I've hit a couple of ducks before.. washing the blood of the bike is the worst bit.. other than that, stupid animal shouldn't of been there in the first place.
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    Check out this thread, it is an example of what a bird can do to you!
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ghlight=pukeko
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    Quote Originally Posted by toebug View Post
    Check out this thread, it is an example of what a bird can do to you!
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ghlight=pukeko
    I was searching for that!

    It was a pukeko though.. not a seagul.. probbly why i didn't find it.
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    Yep, thrush on the helmet at 130kmh. Sounded like a shot gun going off in my ear and gave my head a good sideways rock.

    Then would you believe it, only yesterday I'm cruising along a nice back road at 140kmh and a flash out of my right eye and then a massive thump in my left man boob that hurt like hell. I thought it must have been a magpie cos it blew all the wind out of me and I reckon I must have had at least three broken ribs.

    Once I gathered my breath I turned back and rode slowly along the road and found a rather dead looking Kingfisher. Man it hurt and still does. The deep bruising will come out in the next few days and that's with a thick leather suit. Imagine a seagull or Pukeko. In fact it was a Pukeko that whacked one of the litre club guys on Highway 22 and caused him to have a head on and die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toebug View Post
    Check out this thread, it is an example of what a bird can do to you!
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ghlight=pukeko
    Fuck me.. thats nasty! I'm glad it was only a sparrow... poor guy must have needed new undies after that one
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    Yep, was on my MC22, and cruising upright on the open road, at 110kish, and remains indicate what hit my now scratched HJC visor, was a sparrow, and all i remember is all of a sudden my head was thrown back, my visor went dark with feathers and blood and so forth, and it felt like someone had thrown a brick at my head.

    i stopped an after inspecting the massive brown stain in my ex-pants, figured out what had hit me. rather scarey.


    // have also had a couple of front wheel strikes, a sparrow and a blackbird to be precise, no-where near as exciting as my near-life helmet strike experience.
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    Happens a fair bit. I remember Gijoe1313 telling us about being whacked on the nog by a duck while riding. Something that size would give you a bit of concussion for sure!
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    Quote Originally Posted by beyond View Post
    Yep, thrush on the helmet
    Lucky its only on your helmet!
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    It scared the shit out of me when a bumble bee hit my visor... No bloody idea what I would do if a sparrow or, God forbid, a duck headed my way. Reckon it would knock me off my bike!

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    I was hit by a bird quite a few years ago....it was a duck, but hit me on the upper arm...started me off on a wild tank slapper...

    I have had a bee lodged in my helmet...that aint nice either, especially when ya get stung by the bastard!


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    Heading to Taupo the other week, all of a sudden the rider (I was pillion) ducked/moved and I'm busy eye-balling a myna. Funny as hell, we didn't hit it, we didn't come off. the rider thought it'd be smart enough to avoid us and couldn't believe it had a death wish. It got caught in the up-draught (my husband was riding MY bike behind us and watched the whole thing).
    I always cringe when I see birds, but am worse about it now haha

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    I have taken a sparrow out with my should at about 100 km/h... The impact is surprisingly powerful considering they only weigh about 10 grams. This was on the leathers and it was fairly undramatic, just a bit of a surprise.

    Weirdest thing I've tried was catching a big moth with my arm at about 140 km/h... It hit right on one of the stiches and made a smallish bruise.
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    Hah, moths are cool to hit, they just dissapear into a small cloud of dust,
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    Let him who hath understanding
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    Yep hit two so far & had at least twice as many near misses that i've had to duck to miss. Funniest one was when a sparrow hit the front screen near the wing mirror at 160+ & left some of his feathers stuck between the front faring & the screen, shit he hit it hard, gave me one hell of a fright
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