The thing you hate most when riding

**R1madness** · 24th December 2007, 09:14

Originally Posted by AllanB

16-17 year old girls on the bus in front of you flashing their perky tits.

ehhh? what bus route do you follow to get that????? come on share!!!!!!!!

**Insanity_rules** · 24th December 2007, 09:28

Cracking a boner in my sadly tight corduras while trying to throw myself and my bike over the tukkas as fast as I can. My Tank pad don't block that kind of pain.

**ElCoyote** · 24th December 2007, 16:26

Originally Posted by skidMark

i dunno what it was that jumped out infront of me, about twice the size of a pukeko.... dunno what the heck it was?

anyways...

tricky corner coming back up kaiaua road....coming from other way it the bridge at the end of the downhill that has a bump as you come off it...and is bumpy so uve gotta brake before it....anyways...came flying around the left then it's a relatively trickey right very shortly after...basically if you come flat tack round the left not remembering the right you are screwed...

andways came round the left.....see a holden commodore coming over the bridge...which is after the right hander....

inbetween left and right in opposite direction lane is this big bird thingy.

of course mr commodore comes and the bird decides....hey i will hewad into the bikers lane.....a rather large swearve left ofllowed by oh shit too hot for right...bridge ensued....

which then came ...countersteerrrrrr.....knee down peg down..rear drifiting...FOOK

knee down onto a bumpy bridge = not ideal....

don't ask me hoew i saved that, bloodey birds...

had another time a few months back again on kaiaua road....

came out of forestry bit somewhere...

fly round left, full over knee down blah blah....shit que of cars....

stonked hte anchors....stopped in time...slowly split to the front....

like 300 sheep on the damn road....

sitting there wathcing the farmer...he gives me a twisting a handgrip motion...well those who know my zxr know it is loud as hell...

sooo rev rev rev....shit uve never seen 300 sheep run down a path and off the road so bloodey quick....

farmer thanked me and on my way i went....

i swear i ddnt know sheep could run that quick haha

oh and biggest hates hmmm

cops

cages....

idiots who try to knock u off in thier cages....

cops in cages......

court judges after cops in cages arrest you.

asian drivers

boy racer fags who always wanna drag race, so i oblige of course....

people who sit up your ass...or when they are going slow on open road, since you have passed them they think it's a race and pass you back....

speed cameras.

n00bs

getting beaten thru tight twisties by a sports tourer

chasing big bikes through tight twisties where they are slow ....and then them leaving me for dead down straights....

can keep up with spankme tho

(when hes on his gixxer 750)

slow old buggers like vegabond. on his cbr600 that makes it look like he isnt even trying and i'm wringing my 250 to keep up.

boomer...n00bing it up

being wheelied past or passed with the other rider silly close and not expecting it....and getting a massive fright.

coming through a corner to find another rider running wide heading straight at you

drifting through the corner just after mission bay heading towards st helliers at 70 kph in the pissing wet pointed at the cliff stupidly sideways....and the people walking on the footpath your about to hit if you don't save it stop and just stand there with a stoopid look on thier face.

wearing out my tyres commuting so they are shit useless to throw the bike around easily.

gravel that washes out your front and rear mid corner at 150.

bikes that slip out of gear mid corner at 150 then since the powers not on start drifting...so u gotta put it in gear...so u click it up two more gears and ease the clutch out and get it wrong...then find yourself drifitng at an oysters sign at 150 then the bike trying to highside you.

cold tyres.

stopping

bike not being able to corner fast enough because i'm full hanging off and it's peg down i'm knee down and it's laying on my leg and i still wanna lean more....

hondas.

Sounds like you are a caged cager. Stick to a cage if you ride like that. Don't want to meet you on the road unless I am driving my B4 Legacy.

**99TLS** · 24th December 2007, 16:35

fuckwits like skidmark who think they can ride fast

**owner** · 24th December 2007, 16:41

doesnt like riding very much does he? I love all that shit.
the thing I hate most... is of course speeding tickets

**Wiki Drifter** · 24th December 2007, 18:19

vehicles (cars, trucks, farm vehicles etc)
dogs
itchy nose
people going squid when riding in groups - I'm done that myself a few times, not too proud

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**Grub** · 24th December 2007, 20:55

Sneezing inside the balaclava ...

**TOTO** · 25th December 2007, 16:33

Originally Posted by Wiki Drifter

people going squid when riding in groups - I'm done that myself a few times, not too proud

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What does it mean "Going Squid when riding in groups" ? (Newbie question time

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**Delphinus** · 25th December 2007, 18:13

Originally Posted by TOTO

What does it mean "Going Squid when riding in groups" ? (Newbie question time

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squid

Originally Posted by urbandictionary

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

**TOTO** · 25th December 2007, 22:33

I'm enlightened (thats how I spell it) now. many thanks.

**maxlev** · 25th December 2007, 23:56

getting stuck on the Auck motorway, travelling at a speed where the clutch can't be released fully, creep forward and stop creep forward and stop etc.
last time from Mt Wellington heading north to the shit ponds at Albany.
Man was I spewing, damn near put me off bikes forever.
Too wide to shoot the gap with the panniers on.
Believe me, I was spewing!

**Kittyhawk** · 26th December 2007, 04:09

G string wedgie when leaning off the bike, or tucking into the bike really low when going at speed....hitting a pothole or bump in the road and ya breasts go into the tank.

**Monolith NZ** · 13th March 2008, 14:15

I hate boy racers these days, just dicks that drive around in there $1000 car with a $2000 stereo system. Whats with that?

**CookMySock** · 13th March 2008, 14:38

Originally Posted by Monolith NZ

What do you hate the most when you go for a ride (anything) I hate bugs/gravel flying into my face

ooh I lub it.

Bugs, mmm Spitth,phthh, pppth,spitdthth, thfff, thiffff, spidthhh... ooh grabel WANG!! BRING IT MUMMAH!!! OWCH!! MORE!!!! HARRRRRDER!!!

I hate cars following real close after I just passed them - it wasn't intended as an insult, dood..

or people wanting to race when I want to relax - go AWAY!! I got 300k's to go yet!

People slowing down after they just passed me.. keep going!! go!!! GET LOST!!

People getting angry at me coz I just lane-split them.. eh ? they don't get pissed off when a pushbike does it.

oh well, I try to relax anyway.. sigh.

DB