Oh yeah, Bob, I was talking to Phil the philosopher today, he has sourced a set of ex Ducati 800 engines for next year!!
Saving the goat....
Oh yeah, Bob, I was talking to Phil the philosopher today, he has sourced a set of ex Ducati 800 engines for next year!!
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
In the riders seat
To go in your new LCR?Originally Posted by scrivy
Oh yeah, Bob, I was talking to Phil the philosopher today, he has sourced a set of ex Ducati 800 engines for next year!!
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
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Ahh yes, those ex moto gp engines he was talking about.Oh yeah, Bob, I was talking to Phil the philosopher today, he has sourced a set of ex Ducati 800 engines for next year!!
He said he'd been on the phone to Casey this week & was on to something.
Oh shit, i think some bullshit might have rubbed off from my mate at Puke prizegiving.
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Oh yeah, Bob, I was talking to Phil the philosopher today, he has sourced a set of ex Ducati 800 engines for next year!!
See M.T & Joni, No shit being talked here!!!Ahh yes, those ex moto gp engines he was talking about.
He said he'd been on the phone to Casey this week & was on to something.
Oh shit, i think some bullshit might have rubbed off from my mate at Puke prizegiving.
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Big... huge... no colossal TUI Andy!
In the riders seat
Scrivy talk shit? surely not?
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Saving the goat....
Fark dude..... I had no brakes either!!! That's why we went past all those limp wrist LCR's under brakes......
Imagine how fast we'd have been Bob if it was running on 4 not 3!!!!
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell ya Bob, I had the flu at Puke and also the shits, and the burn on my leg was making me only race at 70%.
Our tyre pressures were all wrong too, as was our toe-in, not to mention a loose chain, faulty kill switch, a blocked injector, another faulty spark plug, a bad batch of fuel, no water in the radiator, the seat unit came loose, the deck had oil on it that made you slide around on it, your leathers were too tight in the crotch, and oh yeah, I forgot to clean my visor before my last race.
Other than that - we were on fire dude!!!
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
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And the funniest part of that is that only half of that IS actually bullshit.Fark dude..... I had no brakes either!!! That's why we went past all those limp wrist LCR's under brakes......
Imagine how fast we'd have been Bob if it was running on 4 not 3!!!!
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell ya Bob, I had the flu at Puke and also the shits, and the burn on my leg was making me only race at 70%.
Our tyre pressures were all wrong too, as was our toe-in, not to mention a loose chain, faulty kill switch, a blocked injector, another faulty spark plug, a bad batch of fuel, no water in the radiator, the seat unit came loose, the deck had oil on it that made you slide around on it, your leathers were too tight in the crotch, and oh yeah, I forgot to clean my visor before my last race.
Other than that - we were on fire dude!!!
For an un paralleled level of under preparation we really cant be equalled!!!
Scooter boy
I think you might find the Pirate edges ahead of you in the unpreparedness stakes.
Also, we beat you in the on fire competition (about the only thing we can beat you at)....
And Denny loves the cock
Saving the goat....
You beat us well Divvo. My b....s are still sore......
As for Denny, yes he does love the cock......
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Saving the goat....
But the real description of our LCR is as per the photo suggests!!Scrivy & Sidecarbob couldn't afford an LCR but they wanted one so badly that they got a sticker so they could put it on there bike and pretend
Incase you can't read it, it says "Little Chequebook Racing"
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
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I still prefer Little Cock Racing
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So do i . . . . ., for the other teams, But its not really appropriate for us.I still prefer Little Cock Racing
Saving the goat....
Oh chur bro...... I know your just talking about yourself Bob!!So do i . . . . ., for the other teams, But its not really appropriate for us.
As for our little chequebook racing, we only spent $5000 on absolutely everything to do with our racing!!! The biggest cost was the continual chem-i-weld for our water leak!!!
How much was the number 77 budget?? More than $5000 just in tyres!!!
For only a second or so faster lap times, and in two years of racing at the nationals (23 races in total) our team won 12 races - thats over half!!
Do we get value for money??? Abso-f@cking-lutely!!!!
As we don our 18 year old leathers and 10 year old helmets, we do begrudge not having spent more money to have the same amount of fun.
NOT!!!
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Forum whore
Shit you trike drivers talk some rubbish!!! blimmin 'eck!!
anyway...well done guys...eat less pies and donuts for next year!! HP ain't your issuse its power to weight ratio!! and ya know it!!
Seriously well done!!
ps: How the hell does joni put up with Devious Dave??
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