NEDWN VIII
Following on from the 'Rat' saga a few months, I get home and find this fucker in the toilet. Now, I dont remember leaving it there this morning. Not quite sure how Mickey got in there, the window above is open a tad, but the climb up would have tested any Rodent. And then to fall into the shiter and drown? What a bastard of a Morning he was having, or had!
And the two red dots at the bottom of the Pan?....Hoping thats mouse blood....
Rest In Peace
Geez...is Mom's cooking that bad?????
*where's me hidey hole???*
Originally Posted by Wolf
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That looks more like gerbil to me. Also note how dry the lil fellas fur is? Hmmm, only a petroleum based substance could provide such waterproofing...
Psyclepath
Why am I reminded of that old story about Richard Gere and the hamster?
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
It dropped its party pills - that's the red stuff.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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It was a gerbil.
i'm motarded
its one of them new 'nature series' tampons
NEDWN VIII
I will leave that one now Ms 'V'.....Geez...is Mom's cooking that bad?????
Like that stuff thats in your top right draw you mean?....
The string attached is a give away huh?.....
i'm motarded
and the blood, a lemon entry my dear nedwnThe string attached is a give away huh?.....
Rest In Peace
Chicken!I will leave that one now Ms 'V'.....
The string attached is a give away huh?.....not absorbent enough....
Eh! you guys started the disgusting jokes, not me allright...
NEDWN VIII
No, it was the human sized tampon for TGA.....Nodrogfluer...
Rasta Ratskins
Did you consider that maybe he came in that way. Like a kind of adventure orienteering for mice. " Navigate your way to the Mahas crapper and then jump out and hide in the office! Oh and here is a oxygen mask in case they hit you with the old Pea Beau!"
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Forum whore
must have thought it was some sort a trendy lap pool
Pasta La Vista
Is that the dirty rat who....
No it's a mickey mouse but he fell out.
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Whip it, whip it good!
I should think so too!Geez...is Mom's cooking that bad?????
Now there is a happy thought...NOT!
How disgusting! When Mark rang me I was busy at work and passed my phone to Jafar who happened to be visiting at the time. I was talking business on my work line listening to him about wetting himself, wondering what the hell goes on!
All I can say is thank God Mark found it not me, not sure even I could have avoided a girly squeal really.
What the hell goes on? I am going to have to close the toilet window I guess, as that is the only way it could have ended up there, not even the mouse cat from hell would have dropped it in there!
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