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    Now I know how women feel...

    So I was going out for a small ride this afternoon, putting my leathers on, When I noticed that I had to put the belt loop two holes in from where it is usually.

    "I think i'm losing some weight, i've gone down two belt sizes" says I,
    "No, I think the leathers just stretching" says she.



    She's probably right too.
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    try that in reverse next time she makes a comment re cloths and wait for the reply you get never seams to work when we say these things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubba Gubba View Post

    "I think i'm losing some weight, i've gone down two belt sizes" says I,
    "No, I think the leathers just stretching" says she.



    She's probably right too.
    and this makes you know how women feel? omg. if only.
    I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent

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    Trying to crap out a watermelon I think would be a more accurate way to feel a women's pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Trying to crap out a watermelon I think would be a more accurate way to feel a women's pain.
    Yeah, but I have to shave everyday......

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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Geez Hubba, when I first met you in proper person, I thought what a double-hard bastard you were.

    Then you do this

    What next? Metro? GQ? Using moisturiser and a facial exfoliant?

    Watch out or you will lose your Man-card!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Geez Hubba, when I first met you in proper person, I thought what a double-hard bastard you were.

    Then you do this

    What next? Metro? GQ? Using moisturiser and a facial exfoliant?

    Watch out or you will lose your Man-card!
    maybe you can take his "man card" and finally get on eh gijoe? (p/t) hehe
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Ouch

    even as a female I think that is harsh. I can tell you that if that comment was made the other way round there would be hell to pay (from most women that is)!!
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    I've known how women feel for ages.....soft and smooth and warm....with some tasty bits here'n'there too!
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubba Gubba View Post
    "I think i'm losing some weight, i've gone down two belt sizes" says I, "No, I think the leathers just stretching" says she.
    ooh thats harsh.. oh well, a little does of reality there ?

    I was 112KG, now 93KG and feeling fantastic.. heading for 80KG!! Try it, you'll like it..

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