Saving the goat....
Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!!Originally Posted by jrandom
Is that, like, a left hook followed by a right hook, both to scrivy's kidneys but with a significant interval in between in case the puncher falls off?
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Saving the goat....
Hey, looking at this poll so far - it looks like you guys might come off worse for wear????
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
e mare libertas
Look at who voted for what and you'll see that the majority of the victims themselves are betting on getting some bones broken.
It's all good, though. I like morphine.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Forum whore
I rekon i could do that no worries, Im looking forward to seeing you get humiliated.Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!!
Hardcore Biker
Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!!Can chicks bar up?? Gee Scrivy, that paints an enticing picture.......Just in case you do, I'm bringing my camera......
e mare libertas
Serious?Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!!
If one of us gets a smack into your kidneys with one of each fist at some point during our three laps at race pace, you'll get all your gear off for the crowd?
Dunno about pulling yourself off, but I reckon a nude sprint up and down pit lane might be called for.
You're on, old man. You might want to watch your back out there...
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Saving the goat....
I never said you couldn't do it Bob - it was aimed at the novices!! Ya cheeky shit!!
Fair enough mate!! You realise I'm not gunna give you any respite now eh!! Hard on the hammer from leaving the pits!! I'll be betting lots of money that you'll be off before you can put the hits in!! If you can't hit me, and you do the full 3 laps - YOU HAVE TO DO THE NAKED RUN!!!!Serious?
If one of us gets a smack into your kidneys with one of each fist at some point during our three laps at race pace, you'll get all your gear off for the crowd?
Dunno about pulling yourself off, but I reckon a nude sprint up and down pit lane might be called for.
You're on, old man. You might want to watch your back out there...
By the way - what's this old man shit!!!!!
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
gypsy
looks like i may have to pop up and watch this.......
what a ride so far!!!!
e mare libertas
Glad to see you're finally starting to realise that we don't want to turn up and pay our money just to see what the racetrack looks like going past slowly.
Fuggoff, that's no sort of a fair bet. I'll offer my admittedly-gorgeous naked arse for the viewing pleasure of you sidecar homos if you can throw me off on the first lap, but you ain't seeing my fine, fine booty any cheaper than that. You gotta work for that shit.
Anyway, for all you know I'll take pity on your frailty and won't want to hit you.
But there ain't no fookin way you're backing out of the naked pit-lane sprint if you come back after three laps with kidney bruises now!
Just showin' a little respect for a gentleman old enough to be my father.
I gotta say, it's great to see you seniors getting out there and having fun on the track. Keeping active is essential to a healthy retirement!
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Who you gonna call!
Jrandom who?
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Hired tool
Not when you can do that from the comfort of your own bike a?
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
on the wagon
fuck man,
you're going to regret talking this up
e mare libertas
Precisely.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
e mare libertas
Don't address Mr Scrivener in that tone of voice, bro, it's impolite.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Who you gonna call!
I think its to late to ass kiss now bro
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
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