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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    "Cook and Clean" - Yeah that's what we'll invite them round for
    Oh that's right, today's Tuesday, you were told about "Tuesday night" at the Kendog's weren't you??

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    It's business time....

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    Good luck Nigel, we're thinking of you.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendog View Post
    It's business time....
    Freekin great tune and done so well,specially the part about 2 minutes.

    I bought a new philipps razor at Farmers during a half price and less clearance sale,rechargeable and when I opened it,the thing had nivea gel sacs for a smoother shave,thought WTF poofter shit is this,but it feels great,no burning if unshaved for a couple of days,hope to fark I'm not turning metro-sexual,nah never ever ever,aftershave and roll on is as close to it I'll get.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpTTf175aE[/YOUTUBE]

    I actually meant "Tuesday Night Orgy at the Kendogs" (invite only), but the Flight of the Concords cracks me up!!

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    Nice idea but they don't do L'Oreal Skin Care stuff
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    That's cause you can buy it at the supermarket Jim..... (Yes, I am a skincare snob)

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    Pffft. Their exfolient fucking works and doesn't leave you with that fresh "chemical peel" feeling some of the other "name" brands do, and their SPF15 moisturiser doesn't leave an oily residue on my helmet lining.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    I just kidding you Jim, I allow Nige to use L'Oreal.

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    I gave you "helmet lining" and you come back with some wet comment about Nigel. Well!
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I just kidding you Jim, I allow Nige to use L'Oreal.
    Damn like that L'Or overher.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    I gave you "helmet lining" and you come back with some wet comment about Nigel. Well!
    hahaha, I have to admit, it was a serious *whoooooosh* moment, but now that you have pointed it out to me, noice!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I allow Nige to use L'Oreal.
    Because he's worth it! Eh hun

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    Thank you!
    I used to go to Lush in chch but I haven't been well and have been in the naki. There is NOTHING up here.
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehollowmen View Post
    Thank you!
    I used to go to Lush in chch but I haven't been well and have been in the naki. There is NOTHING up here.
    Do you need a Non-Euclidean jumper to hep your convalescence?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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