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    Wives For Sale - Motorcycle Trader Ads

    This was just sent to me - I did a search so hope not a repost.
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    Maria looks prety good. Can you test drive them first?
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    Hmmm wonder what I could get for mine....?

    priceless might be the best answer
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    I got an ex I'll pay you to take...
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    hahaha, that's great!! Best I start browsing Motorcycle Trader to make sure Nige isn't thinking about getting another bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sels1 View Post
    priceless might be the best answer
    Probably the safest one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Probably the safest one...
    Haven't you sussed out by now that there is no thing as "safe" when it comes to women?



    Interesting concept though...although a male equivalent would read very differently: I'm sure ladies wanting to be rid of exes would not be anywhere near as complimentary...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I got an ex I'll pay you to take...
    Make that x2.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    hahaha, that's great!! Best I start browsing Motorcycle Trader to make sure Nige isn't thinking about getting another bike.
    OR, you could get another bike and sell Nige.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    OR, you could get another bike and sell Nige.....
    Hey, now that's an idea!! Maybe a swap even, what do you think, could I get a 1098 for him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Hey, now that's an idea!! Maybe a swap even, what do you think, could I get a 1098 for him?
    Well he is priceless.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Hey, now that's an idea!! Maybe a swap even, what do you think, could I get a 1098 for him?
    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Well he is priceless.....
    If he's that good, get 2 bikes!!!

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    I got an ex I'll pay you to take...
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    ...Tracy looks like she has a blown big-end bearing.
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    na
    none of them can carry me on their back at 100mph so why bother?
    dont need another liability
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    Can we negotiate the spotty optional extra on Susan? I think $32k is a bit rich really
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