Dad in all his wisdom determined that it would be a great idea to sign me up and essentially 'claim' my user name - to keep things in the family, ya know.
My name is Ryan, aka Harry Potter, aka Willy Wonka, aka RJ, and some other names which mummy said I can't put on here cos cypfs might want to talk to herI have 3 cats whom I just love to pieces (almost literally) they don't so much love me but are pretty good at keeping their claws to themselves.
Mum and dad ride, so does my poppa, so do heaps of mum and dads mates and dad has been popping me on them from pretty much fresh out the hospital!
Now that I'm a big boy I have several mean rides:
- One doesn't quite fit in to the Monsters HQ stable.
2004 It's a cruizer, flame job, leather paniers the whole 9 yards, you name it....plays a couple of very gay tunes, the motor is too slow so I tend to push it along - poor motor...ringgggg ringggg ringggg ringggg. It has working lights and indicators, horn and other lovely noisy things that mum and dad love being woken up by on the weekend - THANKS A BUNCH NANA!
- 2005 Blue Bob the Builder bike 11inches (mum thinks) which I have just discovered!!! Unfortunately though I don't see so good and the brake has broke so mum crowds me a little when we are out and about on it....I do tend to go for the nearest hills though - run woman!!!
- A pimped out Yellow Dune buggy
...my trusty steed! I've taken this some places...Cuba Mall, Lambton Quay, The Terrace, Courtenay place - man I get around! The brakes on this have never let me down...they are part of me actually...when you are little your toes really are enough to stop you as you scream down a long steep driveway stopping just in time to avoid the 6 foot fence immediately at the bottom...mum says she reckons they used to be longer
Anyway I'll sign off for now...wait till I'm older or have something to brag about in my life long journey with bikes....probably surviving the removal of my trainer wheels...once that back brake is all fixed up.
Seems mum is going to have a very hard job keeping me off bikes for too much longer especially with that Sully for a dad and with her owning and racing too how ever can she say no?
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Originally Posted by Colapop
Sounds good eh, you know you want to, don't ya?
, and obviously has way too much time on her hands, so be a good boy.
AND HEY 
If you can pick me up MUM will never even know about it and then you and I can drink all the beers! 
sorry, but blurk, lol.
), just let my mummy and daddy know that you'd 'love to babysit' - they are always keen for a 'dirty weekend' I think thats what they call it...whatever that is?! 
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