jamb you!

**alley cat** · 28th March 2008, 11:54

Originally Posted by vifferman

Carefully lick it dry? :spudwhat:

Perhaps not.

Lmfao

I thought it was a herbal cigar til i read on. gross man.

**ElCoyote** · 28th March 2008, 16:08

Originally Posted by Finn

So what were you searching for on TradeMe young fulla?

I like this part of the instructions...

#1. Ensure that your vagina is dry

What? How do you dry a vagina?

Blow job in reverse perhaps? I don't know

**Livvy** · 28th March 2008, 16:45

Originally Posted by ElCoyote

Blow job in reverse perhaps? I don't know

Now there's an interesting idea.

**fire eyes** · 28th March 2008, 18:14

Originally Posted by nodrog

WTF?! chicks are weird

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/List...x?id=146715353

I bet 4 bananas, 3 apples, 1 kiwifruit & a Pukeko in a Punga tree that a "MAN" invented this product. Perhaps he needed to compensate in one, possibly more, area's of his being?

Upon second glance though, strengthening any muscle group is always a bonus! (especially after kids!)

**Trudes** · 28th March 2008, 18:18

Originally Posted by fire_eyes77

I bet 4 bananas, 3 apples, 1 kiwifruit & a Pukeko in a Punga tree that a "MAN" invented this product. Perhaps he needed to compensate in one, possibly more, area's of his being?

Upon second glance though, strengthening any muscle group is always a bonus! (especially after kids!)

I agree!

But if you want something to strengthen your "love muscles", try these!!!!

**Usarka** · 28th March 2008, 18:19

nothing worse than a white discharge and foul odour.....

**fire eyes** · 28th March 2008, 18:23

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

I agree!

But if you want something to strengthen your "love muscles", try these!!!!

thanks Mrs Kendog! I might just try them hehehe

**Trudes** · 28th March 2008, 18:26

Originally Posted by fire_eyes77

thanks Mrs Kendog! I might just try them hehehe

They feel weird at first, but after a week or so they start to feel rather nice!!!!

**fire eyes** · 28th March 2008, 18:33

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

They feel weird at first, but after a week or so they start to feel rather nice!!!!

great! .. and checked out your blog to! So thats what Pamela looks like! good stuff Mrs Kendog! ..

**Patch** · 28th March 2008, 18:39

Originally Posted by nodrog

WTF?! chicks are weird

yup, thats what makes them chicks

Originally Posted by Finn

So what were you searching for on TradeMe young fulla?

I like this part of the instructions...

#1. Ensure that your vagina is dry

What? How do you dry a vagina?

with a hair dryer of course, have to be gentle with the heat tho, get it too warm and you'll have to "taking care of business, its business time" wash and start over

**Trudes** · 28th March 2008, 18:42

Originally Posted by fire_eyes77

great! .. and checked out your blog to! So thats what Pamela looks like! good stuff Mrs Kendog! ..

Thanks chicky!!!

Now back to the muff stuff......

**SixPackBack** · 28th March 2008, 20:06

Originally Posted by nodrog

WTF?! chicks are weird

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/List...x?id=146715353

Nice find. Couldn't resist a wind up question meself hehe!

**LilSel** · 28th March 2008, 20:12

LMAO.... That is weird...

**sweetp** · 29th March 2008, 21:15

Have to say this thread made me laugh so much my flat mate came to make sure I was ok! I think someone was smoking their jamu stick when they invented this one. Like I would consider sticking a bunch of herbs well stopping there, but really if you need to do this you oviously haven't been to a device party in a while.... (although may consider it if the jamu stick came with a vibrating option....)