My work-related accident left my boss in tears... of laughter.

[Big Dan]

Everyone's got one about push-bike goulie-crushing - they're dangerous things!

yeah it hurts when you fall down the back on the back tyre from going down steps wrong and having my testies caught in the break calipers and the trye grazing my sack raw

How about a jump over the top of a dune at the beach only to land in sand so soft the bike stopped dead.My balls left a dent in the tank and I peed blood for a couple of days.Still managed to produce 4 kids over ensuring years so no permanent damage.

Good work on the Kids after that effort

My Question is
Is the Bike ok apart from your ball dent

[Dino]

I am indebted to the advice of my old soccer coach who told us that during injuries like this ... "Don't rub 'em, just count 'em"
.)

Loved that quote

[MIXONE]

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Good work on the Kids after that effort

My Question is
Is the Bike ok apart from your ball dent[/QUOTE]

The bike was an early 70's TS250 so shit like that didn't faze it too much.No usd forks you see.And the pain was a mere discomfit compared to having my sack soaked in petrol.Now that is real pain.Poor little fella looked like an angry acorn for a while after that(Also pre kids although I didn't feel like testing out the equipment for some time).

[Big Dan]

The bike was an early 70's TS250 so shit like that didn't faze it too much.No usd forks you see.And the pain was a mere discomfit compared to having my sack soaked in petrol.Now that is real pain.Poor little fella looked like an angry acorn for a while after that(Also pre kids although I didn't feel like testing out the equipment for some time).

the list could go on and on about this sort of stuff happening to our bits

I'm suprised the ladies haven't started a thread about painful childbirths - guess the they are tougher















maybe

[Oakie]

So are you a professional footballer then? If I filled out a work related accident report about a kick around I would be soooo sacked it's not true.

It's about the only perk of the job in that industry. I can go and do stuff like that during work time and it's called 'work' because I'm doing an activity with the residents. I've also been known to play cricket and ride my bike (delivering Santa and giving a few residents rides last Xmas) and be paid for it as part of my 'work'. Sweet!

He he. Long story but a few years back I was sent from my workplace at Mount Cook to the airport near my home town of Twizel (65 kilometres?) to wait for a plane to take something out. The plane was delayed by an hour so I went home to visit Mrs Oakie while I waited. My employers would be shocked if they knew what they paid for during part of that hour at home.

[Oakie]

i had tears of pain reading that from personal experience

I was playing cricket one day and the batsman was playing the ball straight and i was feilding close in about a metre away and i made the mistake of saying to him "Stop playing straight" the very next ball he hit with all his mite and you guess it it hit me square in the groin i fell over and passed out for about a minute and when i came to oh the pain i wasn't able to walk for a couple of hours and it was sore for days

guess in hindsight i guess it was my own fault very funny now but painful then

Yes we had one of those in our team this year. Guy went down to field a ball pushed into the covers but it bounced up at knocked him in the nuts. Went down like a sack of potatoes and slowed him down for a couple of overs. Everyone thought it was as funnny as hell.

[Patrick]

the list could go on and on about this sort of stuff happening to our bits

I'm suprised the ladies haven't started a thread about painful childbirths - guess the they are tougher















maybe

But there lies the answer... You dont see Big Dan saying, "I think I will let my balls get caught up in the brake callipers and my sack rubbed raw from the tyre, again..."

[Edbear]

But there lies the answer... You dont see Big Dan saying, "I think I will let my balls get caught up in the brake callipers and my sack rubbed raw from the tyre, again..."

Zegackly! It's only taken two short years for my eldest daughter to say she wants another! What she went through with her first, and our first grandson, would put me off forever!!!!

[Fub@r]

My work related "nut" incident:

Worked in forestry when I was at Uni measuring trees to estimate wood volumes before harvesting. Was down in Athenree forest, middle of summer and was measuring some trees and noticed a large amount of wasps around.

So we tried to get what we had to do done as quickly as possible to get away from them. Next thing I know I feel this buring sensation in my groin and then a sickly feeling in my gut. Put the hand in the pants and pulled out a wasp which had just stung me in the balls.

Crouched over in pain I hobbled out to the road. My offsider radioed my boss who came flying down the road and slid to a halt beside me. Jumps out of the ute races to the back door and pulls out a machete. Then tells me to flop it out!

Ended up having 3 days off work. Evenings at the pub were good due to the swelling