KB Rep Bling Trading Co

[MSTRS:Me]

good idea , bling sent with no charge.

Cheap or free bling is likely to be costume jewellery, and as such is worthless. The only bling that counts is that which is honestly earned, at the expense of stubbed toes, skinned knees and the odd blackeye...
Quasi's idea, although it could have merit, sounds suspiciously like a pyramid scheme, which we all know is illegal and can't compete with 'my' scheme...you know, the one where for a small fee of just one green bling, I will sign over 30% of my accumulated bling. Be quick, before the EvilTyrantOwnerOfTheSite closes the loophole that currently allows this opportunity.

[avgas]

I leave for a few days and this is what happens.
Whats my bling worth - and how can i sell it?
How much carbon credits can i get for it?

[Freakshow]

So does this mean we have to post 10 times a day to get our bling??? And do we get a membership card that I can put in my walet next the Flybuys, Subcard, onecard, AAcard, batercard, coffee house card!!

[ManDownUnder]

Fuck this is funny... Quasi... awesome mate - best laugh I've had in ages!

[vifferman]

So does this mean we have to post 10 times a day to get our bling??? And do we get a membership card that I can put in my walet next the Flybuys, Subcard, onecard, AAcard, batercard, coffee house card!!

If you get a gold "batercard", would it be called a gold Master Bater Card? :spudwhat:

[Luckylegs]

If you get a gold "batercard", would it be called a gold Master Bater Card? :spudwhat:

Like this guy....

[TOTO]

If you get a gold "batercard", would it be called a gold Master Bater Card? :spudwhat:

you need a Debit Bling Card. No interest on the bling you use from it...

[WRT]

Like this guy....

Hey look, it's a pic of Quasi typing this thread!

[stify]

And do we get a membership card that I can put in my walet next the Flybuys, Subcard, onecard, AAcard, batercard, coffee house card!!

and the honda riders club card...we already get free meals on em...

now how can i get a bling rewards card??

[Swoop]

where do we sign up

Simply phone 0800 FOR BLING.
Our operators are standing by!

[avgas]

20 years from now interest rates will rise and finance companies will fall.
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Because they invested in KB bling

[Maha]

Thats right I would like to introduce you to the KB Rep Bling trading company

In view of the recent changes to the rep system and the loss to some of you of large numbers of your positive rep, I have identified and patented a niche market solution to your pain, YES YOUR PAIN !!!

Ladies and gentlemen ,Mr Poos and Skidmark,Welcome to the KB Rep bling trading Company.

Here is how it works, simply sign up via this thread and we will keep you in the BLING, yes its that simple.
each 10 people will be grouped togther in there own rep harvesting network, each day each 10 members will bling each other member with a positive rep, giving you the customer 10 NEW REPS EVERY DAY, THATS RIGHT EVERY DAY !!!!!!!

And if you dont want your daily bling, you can trade it for bling credits or even CASH !!! thats right some members crave Rep Bling so much they will pay huge dollars to YOU !!!!

Imagine that, imagine some extra CASH IN YOUR POCKET !!!!!

Its so easy, sign up today and go into the draw to win 10 EXTRA BLINGS ON SIGNING !!!!!!

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

oh hang on, nope thats it actually





small print

this is in no way affiliated with the owners of the site, and anything I say or do in this company should be treated with the utmost caution.

I thought Pyramid Schemes were Illegal?....Plus, the Amway system has been tried and proven outside all Biker Sites. This just cant possibly work...

[Swoop]

The ScAmway scheme isn't a pyramid scheme???

... learn something new every day...

[Dodger]

LOL,
I think this has been one of the more entertaining reads today

[Maha]

... learn something new every day...

Like....Quasi for 'Dancing with the Stars' episode IIII

JUST A RUMOUR AT THIS STAGE.