10 things that piss me off.

**Gubb** · 9th April 2008, 17:21

Sorry to Jim2 for stealing his idea from the "What Grinds my Gears' threads.

1. People that stop walking on escalators. YOU DON'T STOP ON THE FUCKING STAIRS DO YOU?!? Get some fucking exercise and lessen the countries obesity epidemic.

2. People with annoyingly shit ringtones, turned up so loud, I can hear them over my exhaust, through my helmet, and through my earplugs.

3. I work for Mobil. Many people decide to pronounce this as "Mobile". The shops don't have fucking wheels on them people!

4. Cats. They don't piss me off quite as much as I seem to piss them off. They seem to think that they are better than me. Smug bastards.

5. Being called 'cuz'. I'm not your fucking cousin.

6. Someone leaving an empty toilet roll. You used the last of it, put another fucking roll on the dealie.

7. TV. There's never anything good on.

8.

<-- That guy. What's he so fucking happy about?

9. When people turn up half an hour later than when they said they would, and don't bother to apologise/offer a good excuse. That's 30 minutes riding time you just killed that i'll never see again. I want a refund.

10. Being addicted to KB. Seems like I have to check it at least twice a day. I need another fucking hobby.

Rant over. I think i'm getting my man-period.

**Jeaves** · 9th April 2008, 18:12

**Sully60** · 9th April 2008, 18:31

Yeah that's just the thing!

You'll be able to go horse riding, play tennis, laugh and joke with your friends etc.

All you cares will melt away.

BTW #8

I agree, what the fuck is with this guy?

**maxworldbiker** · 9th April 2008, 18:33

Ten things that piss ME off:

2. I'm with ya on the lateness/ignorance thing. It kinda undepins what should REALLY be FIRST on the list:
1. People who don't treat me with respect. If they don't like me, that's no drama, but I deserve respect and when I don't get it, THAT'S a pisser.
3. Anyone who's unkind or cruel to animals. That deserves a few well aimed bullets into knees and hands and nobody around to help stop the bleeding and screaming. I've got the gun, let me at them!!!!!!!
4. Two stroke motorcyclists caning it in inappropriate places and short-circuiting my hearing. I wanna shove their heads clear up their exhaust pipes and leave their ears on the asphalt.
5. Being asked a question by someone who isn't interested in hearing the answer. I just want to smack them in the face for wasting my time.
6. Small talk and inane chatter, or gossip for the sake of it, that hurts people.
7. Not being left in peace when I'm concentrating on something.
8. Crap service in restaurants. Since when did you have to pay extra for a fkn smile?
9. Rich bastards who moan about being broke. It means two things: they're down to their last hundred grand, and they are completely out of touch with most people's reality.
10. Parents in public places who let their children scream until they're purple, and do absolutely nothing to try and stop them. Their "ah, kids, eh?" indulgent smiles make me want to scream until I'm purple myself. But while the kids would be allowed to continue, I'd be hauled away in a straightjacket. I guess that's number eleven...

... not that I'm violent, or anything. It wasn't MY AK47... I only borrowed it...

**maxworldbiker** · 9th April 2008, 18:37

Originally Posted by Sully60

BTW #8

I agree, what the fuck is with this guy?

He's the wee nutter that reminds us not to get too serious. Life aint no bowl of cherries, but a dancing banana can make it so it aint a bowl of broken glass either!

**McJim** · 9th April 2008, 18:38

I heard of a condom flying across a room once.....coz it got pissed off

**Maha** · 9th April 2008, 18:39

Originally Posted by Hubba Gubba

9. When people turn up half an hour later than when they said they would, and don't bother to apologise/offer a good excuse. That's 30 minutes riding time you just killed that i'll never see again. I want a refund.

I agree with this one 'Cuz'...thats why if I put up ride and I want to leave at 10.30am I make the leave time 10am so we leave we I want. They still dribble until about 10.28am.

**Wingnut** · 9th April 2008, 19:51

Originally Posted by McJim

I heard of a condom flying across a room once.....coz it got pissed off

Nice - puts it into perspective!

**Usarka** · 9th April 2008, 19:55

People (usually female) who wait 15 minutes for the bus then wait till their on board before searching for change......

**EJK** · 9th April 2008, 19:57

:katman: <- Is that actually called Katman or is it from the guy Katman on KB. You know, the one who's posts and threads get always moved to PD....

I'm no kidding, type ":" then type "katman" and close it with ":"

**Usarka** · 9th April 2008, 20:05

Originally Posted by EJKDDORAI

:katman: <- Is that actually called Katman or is it from the guy Katman on KB. You know, the one who's posts and threads get always moved to PD....

I'm no kidding, type ":" then type "katman" and close it with ":"

Bahahahaaa! methinks its our katman