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    The earth is a mystical planet

    Did you know........that if the earth spun 30 times faster than it does, we'd get monthly pay checks everyday.....and all the women would bleed to death!
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    Man, thats a shocker but brilliant!
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

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    I think the most shocking part is that its more the moon that does those things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    Did you know........that if the earth spun 30 times faster than it does, we'd get monthly pay checks everyday.....and all the women would bleed to death!
    !!! Then that'll make me a sex machine!




    just kidding


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJKDDORAI View Post
    !!! Then that'll make me a sex machine!

    just kidding
    Mate, I'm outta bling for ya, but that was cool!
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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