Being single and loving it 99% of the time!

[woodybee]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's

Hers a question for you, how many other of you are single and mostly loving it?

I mostly do, and off to a singles Ball in Invercargill this weekend, with two single male mates, so will have both on either arm as we entrance the ball, enough to make the girls sick, and make me look rather interesting eh!

At the bike rallies, its nice not to be with a guy who is a pain in the arse, either flirting with the other chicks or being a pain in my arse by hanging around with those cow eyes.

But sometimes just sometimes, I long for my soulmate to fucking well show his face.......one that I can have that is.....enough said, do have a buddy, but you now its a moment thing.....Ahem

Anyway,I am searching for someone I am beginning to think is ,like the song "Just my imagination" so here's my top 10 list of what I look for, obviously my list is exhaustive, and my Mum once read it and laughed out loud till it got down to No 10

(1)Good looking, but not obviously so, bit boyishly good looking, (and incidentally doesn't know it!!)
(2)has a razor sharp sense of humour, and has me clutching my knees to stand horizontal such is the velocity of my laugh.
(3)Obviously a biker, cant seem to find blokes without bikes even mildly interesting.
(4)Guitar playing goof.......have a thing for musical guys. Fucking single....would be a huge bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fed up loosing my heart....................
(5)Great eyes,
(6)A fantastic shag maker.
(7)Spontaneous, but not to the point of combustion.
(8)A Widower with children who live abroad
(9)Crazy, but not clinically diagnosed as so
(10) A dick bigger than a chipolater.

Fuck the list goes, on, and this isnt a thread to say, ou single guys this way, but to say.......is it me or are other folk out there extremely picky when looking for a person to hang out with.

This is a totally un serious log, so dudes lets have some fun on this one eh.

See you at the Beaumont Rally.

And just a reminder about the Free Spirit Tour November 08, Queenstown to Bay of Plenty...after the Nelson Rally

Coi for now you gorgeous people.
Fuck me when I meet someone, they seem to piss me off, more or less as soon as I meet them....

Question is do I really want someone just now.

So what do you dudes an d dudess's look for in a potential shagtastic person.....

Lets open it up and have a top 10 going

Woodybee

[Nade]

Have you tried NZ Dating?

http://www.nzdating.com/Default.aspx

Bit of a meat market...but you make it wot you will....bit like KB actually...LOL

[jrandom]

Wow! That's an awesome little description of your Ideal Man there, woodybee.



You must be quite sumpin to be worth such a shagtastic example of male perfection!

I wish I could get chicks like you.

[merv]

I can't do you (4) or (8). Enjoy your search

[Usarka]

Wow! That's an awesome little description of your Ideal Man there, woodybee.



You must be quite sumpin to be worth such a shagtastic example of male perfection!

I wish I could get chicks like you.

Come on mate, we all need to live up to "the list"

[homer]

did you sell your bikes
?





not so single really A

[limbimtimwim]

He's out there somewhere. Give it time. And though you know it, I'll remind you he won't satisfy your whole list.

Oh yeah, I'm single too and think that is just great. But then, like this evening, every now and again you meet someone real good you would like to see again.

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh yeah, I'm single too and think that is just great. But then, like this evening, every now and again you meet someone real good you would like to see again.

Giggidy, giggidy giggidy!!!!!!

[The Pastor]

there should a be sub formen to rant n rave "kb dating"

but i'd call it "kb dating - for the despreate loners".

[ajturbo]

i know what you mean...
i too are single... and to be honest i like it that way..
i come home at night and i have NO-ONE to worry about...
( a part from luke and the the boys....)oh and doug....

sure it would be nice some days to have a soft body to hold... but on the whole, who would put up with me?????...
luke has to .. till i kick him out..

[limbimtimwim]

Giggidy, giggidy giggidy!!!!!!

I gets mad crushes. I'm such a teenage girl sometimes.

[limbimtimwim]

i too are single... and to be honest i like it that way.

So do the women!!

Too easy!

[karla]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's

Hers a question for you, how many other of you are single and mostly loving it?

Would rather be single and have a lot of friends, than be shacked up and miserable.

I get lonely too sometimes (we're human eh!) - but there are things that I need to learn which I can't do when I am in a relationship ... like how to be happy in my own company, without searching out distractions. I'm not knocking relationships mind you - there are also things I can't learn when I isolate.

I figure when the timing is right there is little that anyone can do to stop it - so I try not to force anything ... my soul mate might not be ready and it really sucks to find ourselves with the wrong mate.

. Enjoy the ball Cinderella

[karla]

there should a be sub formen to rant n rave "kb dating"

but i'd call it "kb dating - for the despreate loners".

Aren't all bikers desperate loners? Never met such a group as us, who love to be alone but also who seek out the company of other loners! It's an oxymoron ~

[MaxB]

I don't know much but I suspect when you meet Mr right you will be lucky to get many hits off your list but he will still be Mr right. (and the list will not matter any more)