Being single and loving it 99% of the time!

**mynameis** · 13th April 2008, 13:05

Usarka you badass you need to stop dreaming !! Lol.

**jonbuoy** · 13th April 2008, 13:14

Originally Posted by woodybee

(8)A Widower with children who live abroad

How bizzare - you want someone who left their children motherless and fatherless?
Single life is good and better than being in a bad/wrong relationship thats just wasting everyones time.

**Skyryder** · 13th April 2008, 13:29

Originally Posted by woodybee

Hey Dudes and Dudess's

Hers a question for you, how many other of you are single and mostly loving it?

I mostly do, and off to a singles Ball in Invercargill this weekend, with two single male mates, so will have both on either arm as we entrance the ball, enough to make the girls sick, and make me look rather interesting eh!

At the bike rallies, its nice not to be with a guy who is a pain in the arse, either flirting with the other chicks or being a pain in my arse by hanging around with those cow eyes.

But sometimes just sometimes, I long for my soulmate to fucking well show his face.......one that I can have that is.....enough said, do have a buddy, but you now its a moment thing.....Ahem

Anyway,I am searching for someone I am beginning to think is ,like the song "Just my imagination" so here's my top 10 list of what I look for, obviously my list is exhaustive, and my Mum once read it and laughed out loud till it got down to No 10

(1)Good looking, but not obviously so, bit boyishly good looking, (and incidentally doesn't know it!!)
(2)has a razor sharp sense of humour, and has me clutching my knees to stand horizontal such is the velocity of my laugh.

(3)Obviously a biker, cant seem to find blokes without bikes even mildly interesting.
(4)Guitar playing goof.......have a thing for musical guys. Fucking single....would be a huge bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fed up loosing my heart....................
(5)Great eyes,
(6)A fantastic shag maker.

(7)Spontaneous, but not to the point of combustion.
(8)A Widower with children who live abroad
(9)Crazy, but not clinically diagnosed as so

(10) A dick bigger than a chipolater.

Fuck the list goes, on, and this isnt a thread to say, ou single guys this way, but to say.......is it me or are other folk out there extremely picky when looking for a person to hang out with.

This is a totally un serious log, so dudes lets have some fun on this one eh.

See you at the Beaumont Rally.

And just a reminder about the Free Spirit Tour November 08, Queenstown to Bay of Plenty...after the Nelson Rally

Coi for now you gorgeous people.
Fuck me when I meet someone, they seem to piss me off, more or less as soon as I meet them....

Question is do I really want someone just now.

So what do you dudes an d dudess's look for in a potential shagtastic person.....

Lets open it up and have a top 10 going

Woodybee

The secret of soulmates is the ability to 'compromise.'

That's number one and ten.

In between.

2 Don't take your disagreements into the bedroom. That's both 2 and 9

4 Always give more than you take. That's 4 and 8

5 Respect is to be earned by trust. That's 5 and 7

6 Is by mutual agreement.

Skyryder

PS without the 'chemistry' it's all acedemic.

**Bonez** · 13th April 2008, 13:34

Skidmark get your damn licence back and buy a Ducati. This woman is for you

.

**karla** · 13th April 2008, 14:55

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Well mum I need some real lovin......

I mean real close lovin, that's ok isn't ... MUM!

Letz go, Daddy-O

**Sparky Bills** · 13th April 2008, 15:03

HAHA! Your on Kiwi Biker....
Just take your pick of single guys

All of which meet every point you have made.
Except me... Im much much more

And modest too!

**moT** · 13th April 2008, 15:24

She would have to have

1) Beautiful golden hair

2) Love long walks on the beach

3) Love to play frizbee

4) Love eating meat

5) Always happy to see you when you get home

**2wheeldrifter** · 13th April 2008, 15:57

Originally Posted by karla

Letz go, Daddy-O

Ohhhhh I'm in with grin,

you know this cyber sex just messies up my keyboard!....

could ya send me up some money for another one so we can do it again?......

Your a awesome mum, mum!

**Coyote** · 13th April 2008, 16:41

Originally Posted by Bonez

Skidmark get your damn licence back and buy a Ducati. This woman is for you

.

Have you seen his number 10?

Originally Posted by thehollowmen

I became single eight months or so ago.
My whole world has fallen appart since then.

Definitally not loving it.

Phff, emu

I'm worried that if I get dumped my life is going to get pretty boring. Most of my social life is to do with her. Might get to go on more bike rides since I won't be spending so much on booze though

**mynameis** · 13th April 2008, 17:29

Originally Posted by Sparky Bills

HAHA! Your on Kiwi Biker....
Just take your pick of single guys

All of which meet every point you have made.
Except me... Im much much more

And modest too!

Sparky you ride a Honda man.

**karla** · 13th April 2008, 18:02

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Ohhhhh I'm in with grin,

you know this cyber sex just messies up my keyboard!....

could ya send me up some money for another one so we can do it again?......

Your a awesome mum, mum!

Sounds like it was good for you.

(sheesh, another bloody ten second wan*er)

**2wheeldrifter** · 13th April 2008, 18:04

Originally Posted by karla

Sounds like it was good for you.

(sheesh, another bloody ten second wan*er)

Ah!!!! I'm still going.......

**karla** · 13th April 2008, 18:06

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Ah!!!! I'm still going.......

Ops - I couldn't tell ...

**old git** · 13th April 2008, 18:09

What your looking for does not exist............so just go find a biker who can and does ride well, and forget the rest, then you'll forget the sodding list when trying to keep up when out on a blast , which is how we all stay young and its what we live for!!!!