Here I sit at school ... alone ...

**gijoe1313** · 23rd April 2008, 10:03

Mr Johnny-no-frwends at the moment

10am and nary one student has turned up for their assignated rendezvous for tutoring at school!

So, I have a stack of marking next to me, senior fiction to read and make activities and learning assessments on, a room I could re-organise and the minutae of teaching.

And now the sun is coming out from behind a cloud ... taunting me to ride those twisty roads to freedom

I feel a ditty, a sonnet, a poem coming on
As I sit here, at my keyboard, all by myself
Doing that solitary teacher's song,
Marking around me, books on the shelf
Where oh where did I go wrong?
Od's Bodkins, should be riding for my mental health!
Students out in the milling holiday throng,
An involuntary curse escapes my mouth!
Never mind, I shall be strong,
For soon, very soon I shall be riding South...

Knowing my luck if I leave now, some students will be bound to turn up and then say to me next term "But Mr.Joe, we were there! And you weren't! Wassup wiv'that teach?"

**Dilligaf** · 23rd April 2008, 10:05

Did no one tell you it's school holidays?

**firefighter** · 23rd April 2008, 10:07

Originally Posted by Dilligaf

Did no one tell you it's school holidays?

yeah man, no-ones coming go for a ride!......no-way in shit would I have turned up in the holidays! even if I had wanted to at that age it wouldn't be worth the shit from ya mates!

**Donor** · 23rd April 2008, 10:19

Wanna ginger beer delivery?

**gijoe1313** · 23rd April 2008, 10:29

Well my faith in humanity has been restored, one learner has turned up ... and then in dribs and drabs they do ... all girls ... and most have buggered off to the other English teachers rooms to be with their mates that have come in!

I'm sure I showered the other week!

Now I have only 1 female student alone ... sigh ... whats the bet you will be reading about me in the papers next week for molestamations of young impressionable learners?

Good thing there are other crazy teachers on site in the same block as me!

**gijoe1313** · 23rd April 2008, 10:30

Originally Posted by Donor

Wanna ginger beer delivery?

Mmmm ginger beer ...

**Donor** · 23rd April 2008, 10:32

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Now I have only 1 female student alone ... sigh ... whats the bet you will be reading about me in the papers next week for molestamations of young impressionable learners?

Well then, I believe it would be irresponsible of me to not come along and supervise the girls... I mean you... *koff*

**skidMark** · 23rd April 2008, 10:36

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Now I have only 1 female student alone ... sigh ... whats the bet you will be reading about me in the papers next week for molestamations of young impressionable learners?

Jesus, send her home to me! then you can go home, everybody's happy!

**NOMIS** · 23rd April 2008, 10:36

How old is she what school? I see you got a new BIG ol hornet now, Stuff that say your going to the toliet and go for a ride, Im sure she will be ok teaching her self. HAHAA... Unless shes got a cute mum who coming to pick her up I would rather be out riding, Maybe a aunt, or older sister

**chubby** · 23rd April 2008, 10:38

Oh dear well remember don't take it personally.. mmmm, ok then take it personally, it's you.

**gijoe1313** · 23rd April 2008, 10:48

Originally Posted by Donor

Well then, I believe it would be irresponsible of me to not come along and supervise the girls... I mean you... *koff*

Cripes, if you come bowling up with your pr0n beard and filthy biker cruisier look, they'll be calling in the Armed Offenders squad!

Helicopters, armoured van, snipers, the lot.

Plus I will have to sign you in and give you a visitors sticker and then make with the explanations ...

And of this moment, all the girls have turned back up! With their friends!

Must have heard I was molestermating and decided to have their share!

Damn.

Now I actually have to do some teaching and helping

**skidMark** · 23rd April 2008, 10:50

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Cripes, if you come bowling up with your pr0n beard and filthy biker cruisier look, they'll be calling in the Armed Offenders squad!

Helicopters, armoured van, snipers, the lot.

Plus I will have to sign you in and give you a visitors sticker and then make with the explanations ...

And of this moment, all the girls have turned back up! With their friends!

Must have heard I was molestermating and decided to have their share!

Damn.

Now I actually have to do some teaching and helping

lol....

PWN3D

**Mr Merde** · 23rd April 2008, 10:50

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Mr Johnny-no-frwends at the moment

10am and nary one student has turned up for their assignated rendezvous for tutoring at school!

So, I have a stack of marking next to me, senior fiction to read and make activities and learning assessments on, a room I could re-organise and the minutae of teaching.

And now the sun is coming out from behind a cloud ... taunting me to ride those twisty roads to freedom

I feel a ditty, a sonnet, a poem coming on
As I sit here, at my keyboard, all by myself
Doing that solitary teacher's song,
Marking around me, books on the shelf
Where oh where did I go wrong?
Od's Bodkins, should be riding for my mental health!
Students out in the milling holiday throng,
An involuntary curse escapes my mouth!
Never mind, I shall be strong,
For soon, very soon I shall be riding South...

Knowing my luck if I leave now, some students will be bound to turn up and then say to me next term "But Mr.Joe, we were there! And you weren't! Wassup wiv'that teach?"

Just another "non contact" day mate.

**gijoe1313** · 23rd April 2008, 10:58

Feels like a normal school day, the girls are farfing around and chatting, the boys are trying to surreptiously look at the girls bits

and only 1 of them is actually doing any work.

Fired up the ol'Beethoven music and lo! They are now getting back to their reading and responding assessment!

Novels, magazine articles, short stories and poems with a dash of autobiographies... all good

And I surfing KB ... and google maps for my interesting ride down South of South side!

**NOMIS** · 23rd April 2008, 11:18

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Feels like a normal school day, the girls are farfing around and chatting, the boys are trying to surreptiously look at the girls bits

and only 1 of them is actually doing any work.

Fired up the ol'Beethoven music and lo! They are now getting back to their reading and responding assessment!

Novels, magazine articles, short stories and poems with a dash of autobiographies... all good

And I surfing KB ... and google maps for my interesting ride down South of South side!

Hahahahahahahahaha, must be quite amuzing being a sschool teacher huh. I enjoyed English... that was about it.