Hanne hospitalised: Were-sheep strike again

**Phurrball** · 13th May 2008, 17:51

Originally Posted by Squiggles

they've already struck out west, we are not safe.

I believe a sheep may have been in the van alongside you Ross when the vtr met its ill fate.

Faaaaark - I didn't check the back of that van. I'd better tell Star insurance...

The driver was a florist - flossy was probably in the back bulking up on psycadelic flowers and using mind control on the driver (How else could you not see a bike with full-beam blazing and fail to hear the yoshis booming from the lofty viewing platform that is a van?)

Quick! To the hollowed out hill deep in the Waitaks!

**gijoe1313** · 13th May 2008, 18:06

I dunno, I reckon theres two sides to this story ...

Sheep 1 : Baaa-baa-bbaaab* "Didya see that scooter haring across our path?"
Sheep 2 : Baa-baabababa* "S'truth! I thought I was minted fer shure!"
Sheep 1 : Baabababab-baa* "Filthy biker scum"
Sheep 2 : Baaa-baaa-baab* "D'y reckon we report it?"
Sheep 1 : Baba-babaa-baa* "Nah, leave it alone, got some grass to get eh?"

**2wheeljunkie** · 14th May 2008, 23:54

i think i might have been bitten ehh..i went to sleep last nite all good and woke up at dawn to find myself on k road about to bite a fellow lady scooterist..she was pretty hot though...shud hv bite her anywayz...