Pensioner hoons!

[mstriumph]

I love them especially in the supermarkets ...there is nothing like having a 5" nothing granny look at you suspiciously as you reach for the KY lube!

So of course, I turned to her, and said: just being responsible and having safe sex, you know! The look on her face was priceless.

She liked me a whole lot better on the next aisle though, as I grabbed her an item she couldn't reach...

.........

i would have laffed louder if it'd been the KY lube she'd asked you to get down for her 'cause she couldn't reach and you getting the speach about safesex

[Boob Johnson]

Just a quickie as the actress said to the Bishop.

I just followed a car with it's hazard lights on and as it happens we pulled up alongside each other at the lights. Grandma and Grandpa were sat there looking like they ran out of things to say to each other 65 years ago,so I waved to get there attention. "Excuse me you've got your hazards on, I say you've got your fourways on dear".

So they both start looking round the dash for signs of something amiss, she even looked in the glovebox incase that was the problem. They both looked back at me shrugging their eyes (not easy to do).

Their clearly deaf as, so I'm desperately trying to remember the international hand signal for your hazard warning lights are on, when the old bugger floors it straight through a red light on the busiest junction in New Plymouth. Straight across six lanes of traffic.Theres a screeching of tyres tootin of horns,muffled screams and I watched as he tootled off up the road,still signaling both ways completely oblivious of the mayhem he'd left in his wake.

I can just hear the conversation at the bowls club,Ere Ethel there was a nasty man at the lights the other day gesturing at our glovebox, well I didn't like the look of him so we drove off.

These people are on our roads,coming to a town near you, be very afraid and be very careful.

Having grown up in this very area I can vouch for such madness on our roads. True story...a friend of me dear old ma from way back has been in the insurance game for many moons & says NZ had (at one point) the most amount of insurance claims for road accidents per capita than any other OECD country & within NZ the worst was Taranaki

I moved away at 20 but in that time saw some pretty mad driving. There were many people who hadn't driven with a lot of traffic in there entire lives so weren't really challenged.

[martybabe]

...is he related to this granny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzPicD1I2E

I wasn't gonna click on that,I've just spent ages on u tube watching vids but it was brilliant. Well done.

[martybabe]

Having grown up in this very area I can vouch for such madness on our roads. True story...a friend of me dear old ma from way back has been in the insurance game for many moons & says NZ had (at one point) the most amount of insurance claims for road accidents per capita than any other OECD country & within NZ the worst was Taranaki

I moved away at 20 but in that time saw some pretty mad driving. There were many people who hadn't driven with a lot of traffic in there entire lives so weren't really challenged.

I can believe it,I think their very courteous compared to poms driving but manners aint no good when they've sent ya bowling down the road.

[Boob Johnson]

I can believe it, I think their very courteous compared to poms driving but manners aint no good when they've sent ya bowling down the road.

Yeah I hear ya, I got 9 pins & a titanium plate that can attest to that

[martybabe]

Yeah I hear ya, I got 9 pins & a titanium plate that can attest to that

Ouch. Now then you,off to bed big day tomorrow.

[FJRider]

I love them especially in the supermarkets ...there is nothing like having a 5" nothing granny look at you suspiciously as you reach for the KY lube!

Only if you take more than ONE tube

[Boob Johnson]

Ouch. Now then you,off to bed big day tomorrow.

I just checked in the last guests & this time they weren't "on the game"

[FJRider]

Yeah I hear ya, I got 9 pins & a titanium plate that can attest to that

I'm on a budget...I just use cast iron bits.

[Boob Johnson]

I'm on a budget...I just use cast iron bits.

I hope you didn't have to learn your sig the hard way

[FJRider]

ONCE or a few more...I dont bounce well.

[007XX]

old enough to need a toyboy perhaps?? just joking.

Nice reply!

Thank you.

So how old are ya, oh oh 7?

I'm somewhere between 0 and a 100...does that answer your question? Oh Fark it, who gives a pig's arse? I'm 32...happy now?

So, there is a God after all! you too. Cheers John.

Oh you know you're one of my favourites John... (in the mostrespectful and innocentway of course, for all you dirty minded buggers out there)

...and it's still in ma troosers!

Thank fook for that....I believe would be the correct answer

[007XX]

i would have laffed louder if it'd been the KY lube she'd asked you to get down for her 'cause she couldn't reach and you getting the speach about safesex

I honnestly think she would have started hyperventilating...maybe in envy

Only if you take more than ONE tube

Now, now...One cannot be too greedy. And besides, one knows how to use these things sparesly and wisely!

[idleidolidyll]

I will BE one of them in not too many years and I am gonna take great pleasure in pretending to be deaf dumb and blind as I drive at 38kph weaving all over the road as some young prick tries to get past.
Of course the second he or she has room to make a pass, I will floor it and he or she will head on the oncoming truck.

[martybabe]

I will BE one of them in not too many years and I am gonna take great pleasure in pretending to be deaf dumb and blind as I drive at 38kph weaving all over the road as some young prick tries to get past.
Of course the second he or she has room to make a pass, I will floor it and he or she will head on the oncoming truck.

Me too, when I can get away with blaming it on my age, instead of the meds, I'm gonna be a right fugger.