What's your role on KB?

**gijoe1313** · 20th May 2008, 09:27

I'm the random asian who is always saying "where all the drunk white girls at?" or "anyone got stray cats n'dogs they not to be needing?" or "rook out you cwazy driver! Ruck you!"

Failing that, I spout random motes of malaproprisms and misapplied musings of a meandering mention.

And oh yeah, sometimes I ride bikes, sometimes I buy one, sometimes I fix them and on the rare occasion fall off them into ponga trees down a bank, corners and get hit by ninja assassin ducks.

**chanceyy** · 20th May 2008, 09:35

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

And oh yeah, sometimes I ride bikes, sometimes I buy one, sometimes I fix them and on the rare occasion fall off them into ponga trees down a bank, corners and get hit by ninja assassin ducks.

only one ?????

or is that meant to say one at a time ....

**Mikkel** · 20th May 2008, 09:37

Watching the game, havin' a bud.

Wasting my time. Wasting your time. Taking the piss, having a laugh.

Struggling to accept that some people just want simple answers - not correct answers, just simple.

**Colapop** · 20th May 2008, 09:38

People simple?

**Trudes** · 20th May 2008, 09:42

Farked if I know, lingering to talk shit and waste time I should otherwise be spending doing more important stuff.

**Str8 Jacket** · 20th May 2008, 09:43

Originally Posted by Mikkel

Struggling to accept that some people just want simple answers - not correct answers, just simple.

So you're the sites anal bastard who's never wrong then?

**Mikkel** · 20th May 2008, 09:49

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

So you're the sites anal bastard who's never wrong then?

I'd wish - but I fail on the anal part...

[p/t]

If you read a bit deeper you'll see that I consider it as more of a failure on my part than anything. Otherwise I wouldn't be struggling to accept it would I?

**Hitcher** · 20th May 2008, 09:53

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

So you're the sites anal bastard who's never wrong then?

I don't think that that is a club of one.

**Mikkel** · 20th May 2008, 09:57

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I don't think that that is a club of one.

Pardon my insolence, but I have a question of a grammatical nature.

Would that not be either 'I don't think that, that is a club of one.' or 'I don't think that is a club of one.' ?

**Str8 Jacket** · 20th May 2008, 09:57

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I don't think that that is a club of one.

Oh, I believe you. I really do!!

**Kittyhawk** · 20th May 2008, 10:03

Im the headspace converter

Teaching newbs that riding biks is like riding goats..... as they found out last week....one got a wee bit too excited and binned

or maybe im that boring biker that everyone thinks why did she put that non biking thread up

cos im outside that binned up square

**vifferman** · 20th May 2008, 10:08

I've changed my mind. I'm gonna be the flipsy-flopsy, jellyfish like, midn changing thingo.

Ooh - I've changed my mind again. I've decided it would be more appropriate to be the Site Sad Sack.

Plus that has a nice asssssonance to it. Or alliteration. Or summat.
I'm not really sure.

But I do feel sad today. I think it's the bipolarism that the last specialist said I had that I thought was crap. Yeah that. Kicking in.
Or that other thing...wassits... um... oh yeah.... scitzofrenia.

ooh OOOH! I could be the Site Sad Sack/Schizophrenic!

Or summat.

Or not.

Dunno really....

**martybabe** · 20th May 2008, 10:09

My role is Site titter-er, I search the threads looking for a titter, then I titter at it. It would be a damn shame if people posted funny stuff and no one tittered at it.