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  1. 22nd May 2008, 08:10 #1
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    Anyone need a new wife???

    This guy auctioned off his wife to the highest bidder... Bids got up to 750,000 pounds before he withdrew the auction... Some of the Q &A are classic.
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    I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
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  2. 22nd May 2008, 10:32 #2
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    hehehehehehehehe That is classic!
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  3. 22nd May 2008, 10:52 #3
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHA now that is brilliant.
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  4. 22nd May 2008, 12:10 #4
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    That is brilliant.


    I love the way he gave email and cell numbers for her and the other bloke.
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    Holy macaroni!

    Now that is one pissed off customer...Just goes to show, crime doesn't pay

    Me thinks she'll be checking the travel agency to Tumbaktu by now, if she's not hiding in the jungles of Borneo already.
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  6. 22nd May 2008, 12:27 #6
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    Revenge is a dish best served cold so skip Timbuktu. She'll be off to Antarctica I reckon.

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  7. 22nd May 2008, 16:26 #7
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    That is indeed hilarious

    There's no running away from it when it has become a classic. Those screenshots are going to show up everynow and again... FOREVER!
    Only way to escape is to move somewhere where they don't have computers.

    Evil - and well deserved.
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  8. 22nd May 2008, 23:38 #8
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    I read an article about it recently, he withdrew the auction all by himself. Apparently it was a misunderstanding (no affair) and they're trying to make it work!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    I read an article about it recently, he withdrew the auction all by himself. Apparently it was a misunderstanding (no affair) and they're trying to make it work!
    Doesn't really make it less funny now does it?

    If that is the case that is a truly cringe-worthy mistake on his part. I'm sure his mates will be happy to buy many beers and laugh at him!
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  10. 28th May 2008, 07:50 #10
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    honestly if he was my man and did that over a 'misunderstanding' then the only was we would be seeing each other again would be in a courtroom with lots of lawyers.
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    True. That is one hell of a fuckup!
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    Hahahaha

    Almost tempted to give her a call and say G'day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P38 View Post
    Hahahaha

    Almost tempted to give her a call and say G'day.
    Turns out it was a big misunderstanding and they haver reconciled.
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