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    Princess

    A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground"

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

    "Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

    Tray-up bitch."
    ."No Matter what you do there will be critics."

    Apathy - I could take it or leave it...

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    *giggles* thats funny
    Voted most likely to be asked to give an after dinner speach at a bulemic's function

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    I love gay guys, they have the very sharpest wit!

    Excellent little story
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I love gay guys, they have the very sharpest wit!

    Excellent little story
    not to mention the bonus of not having to put up with a woman all day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by South3rn Rid3r View Post
    not to mention the bonus of not having to put up with a woman all day.
    Geez I hear ya...why do you think I don't eat taco?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I love gay guys

    you do what???

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I love gay guys, they have the very sharpest wit!

    Excellent little story
    Well thats because lol well ahhh ya do realise how tight it... Wit ? awww haha opps miss read that sorry lol
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I love gay guys
    I'm gay..... Can we have a naked pillow fight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by B0000M View Post
    you do what???
    Isn't that supposed to be all women's secret fantasy? Turning a gay guy...

    But no, personally, I'm quite happy to leave them being as bent as tent pegs and just be mates with them. They are awesome fun to be around. Some of my best friends overseas were transvestites, the kind that made the Rock Horror Picture Show look like Sesame Street...

    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Well thats because lol well ahhh ya do realise how tight it... Wit ? awww haha opps miss read that sorry lol
    Something you wanna tell us there, hmmmm???

    Quote Originally Posted by Mole_C View Post
    I'm gay..... Can we have a naked pillow fight?
    Why certainly...As long as you don't mind a mate of mine joining in?











    His name's Patrick and he'd be perfect for you
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Lol! Was wondering when the princess bit was gonna come in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Something you wanna tell us there, hmmmm???
    Well of course the fist thing to mention is my name aint fitzpatrick !
    Be silly to leave out that there is plenty of room for ya in the garage
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Well of course the fist thing to mention is my name aint fitzpatrick !
    Be silly to leave out that there is plenty of room for ya in the garage
    "the FIST thing to mention", say what!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naki Rat View Post
    "the FIST thing to mention", say what!!!
    bwahahahaha and i'm usually so carefull to poofread my posts
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    I love that joke! REminds me of my terrible time using buses in Wellington.

    This well dressed 'lady boy' got on just behind me. I sat and watch him pay the driver and then turn and mince down the bus to a seat...Well buggar me the rude ass bus driver yells out...

    OI! Fairy! You left your umbrella behind!
    (NO SHIT!!!! )

    Anyway the 'fairy' pops down to the front, retrieves umbrella, does a little sashay on the spot and 'wand like' points his umbrella at the bus driver and in a big loud voice says

    Disappear!

    Everyone on the bus erupted with laughter and there was much nodding and even some clapping! Good on him I say..intolerance = ignorance

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