Sue Bradford should wear a hoodie every day

**ElCoyote** · 31st May 2008, 19:22

Originally Posted by flyingbrick

you mean.. you wouldnt tap this?

Course I would, with a sledge hammer and not just once. A smack is illegal but what harm is a little tap?

**Storm** · 31st May 2008, 19:38

I'd be using the car press- the one than turns approx 2 ton of steel into a 1 foot cube. Real slow like, just like my liberties to do as I please thanks to her and her ilk

**nallac** · 31st May 2008, 19:43

Originally Posted by Robert Taylor

And the pullcord done up VERY VERY tight

the pull cord needs to made outa piano wire as well.

**peasea** · 31st May 2008, 20:01

Originally Posted by nallac

the pull cord needs to made outa piano wire as well.

So an electric current could be added to the fun..........

**nallac** · 31st May 2008, 20:05

Originally Posted by peasea

So an electric current could be added to the fun..........

shit thats a good idea...

**icekiwi** · 31st May 2008, 20:07

You guys should really stop taking the piss....
She's the best man we have for the job..

**peasea** · 31st May 2008, 20:10

Originally Posted by nallac

shit thats a good idea...

Thanks. I also thought that the current could be fed my a dynamo on a bicycle wheel, a bicycle that the backward-hoody-wearing, maggot infested pile of cold vomit should be forced to ride down Lambton Quay, in the rain, with a hot poker up her fanny.

OMG, I just fell off my chair.

**Swoop** · 31st May 2008, 20:59

Originally Posted by flyingbrick

you mean.. you wouldnt tap this?

Of course I would!

But the correct phrase to use, is "Double tap".....

**Manxman** · 31st May 2008, 23:25

Originally Posted by ElCoyote

Course I would, with a sledge hammer and not just once. A smack is illegal but what harm is a little tap?

Mate, you should have warned us that you were gonna put up photos like that...

**oldrider** · 31st May 2008, 23:48

Originally Posted by Skyryder

All these threads on Sue Bradford: I'm beginning to think some here have the 'hots' for her.

Skyryder

Hey Skyrider, if you are so certain about Scott Watson being innocent, why don't you offer to swap places with him for a while!

I am sure your friend Helen could work something out for such a loyal supporter.

Cheers John. (pt)

**oldrider** · 1st June 2008, 00:03

Originally Posted by flyingbrick

you mean.. you wouldnt tap this?

As a profoundly heterosexual male who has almost completed his life cycle of three score years plus ten.

I have always believed that there is no such thing as an ugly woman!

This one has destroyed my theory completely.

John.

**Skyryder** · 1st June 2008, 04:30

Originally Posted by oldrider

Hey Skyrider, if you are so certain about Scott Watson being innocent, why don't you offer to swap places with him for a while!

I am sure your friend Helen could work something out for such a loyal supporter.

Cheers John. (pt)

Just not too sure what this has to do with Bradford........or Clark for that matter...............puzzled

Skyryder

**Skyryder** · 1st June 2008, 04:36

Originally Posted by oldrider

As a profoundly heterosexual male who has almost completed his life cycle of three score years plus ten.

I have always believed that there is no such thing as an ugly woman!

This one has destroyed my theory completely.

John.

So what's your 'theory' on why there are so many threads on Bradford if it's not 'love'

at first sight.

Skyryder