Apocalypse in 24hrs, what do you do?

**munterk6** · 2nd June 2008, 14:25

Id go to work and tell the boss hes a farkin tosser etc. Id then go see the kids and tell them what they mean to me, then Id get in my Ark that Ive been knocking up around the back of the garage,with my gixxer and jack russell and depart this doomed planet forever.....(ever heard of Heavens Gate?)
Oh yeah, and Id kiss the missus goodbye first!

**Hitcher** · 2nd June 2008, 16:33

Apologise to the first Jehovah's Witness I see.

**Grub** · 2nd June 2008, 16:49

Originally Posted by 98tls

Least i wouldnt have to lux fucken dog hair off my lounge carpet ever again as i am about to do (again)

Solution provision (free of charge)

Get rid of ...
a) Dog

or

B) Lux

**Grub** · 2nd June 2008, 16:54

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Apologise to the first Jehovah's Witness I see.

I'm in deep shit, I just looked up my number and it's 144,001. I haven't made any plans because this wasn't going to affect me!

(What does this mean? See the Jehovas witness section)

**Big Dave** · 2nd June 2008, 16:58

I will avert the apocalypse with the deft use of sarcasm and then send the Police the details of all the mad fucks riding around on hot Ducatis.

**Skyryder** · 3rd June 2008, 09:31

I'd carry on as usual on the basis that's all been said before and nothing happened.

But if you are into this sort of thing and want more than 24 hours.

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/orbits/

Skyryder

**moT** · 3rd June 2008, 09:55

Kill everyone and everything first so the apocalypse does not get the satisfaction. It would be reduced to blowing up a pile of rock and dirt instead of being an apocalypse har har

**Swoop** · 3rd June 2008, 11:25

Still being on dial-up, I would miss the event and find out about it an hour after everyone else.

Woooohooo!! Looting time!

(C'mon Mr broadbean technician, you are supposed to be here today...)

**Meekey_Mouse** · 3rd June 2008, 11:56

Hmm... Interesting preposition... I think I shall keep my answer to myself

But to GiJoe's answer.... Awesome... Truly awesome

**Grub** · 4th June 2008, 08:49

As to what i would do since I'm not one of the 144,000?

Go to the airport, help myself to an aircraft and spend the last 24 chasing cumulus. If one of the Boeings was free and not being swamped by mad bastards trying to "get away" then I'd have one of those. Always wanted to fly one of those.

Anyway, it's not going to happen, in Neville Shute's book 'On The Beach', New Zealand was the only country of any size to survive. We's gonna Rule Da World ma friends!