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  1. 2nd June 2008, 19:52 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I don't even own up to farting.....
    So we know who to blame for the "silent but violent" then....
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    But when the dog does it, he clears the whole room!!!
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    But when the dog does it, he clears the whole room!!!
    Love it when my border collie lets one go,looks around as if to say wtf was that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Hey, but I can tap dance.
    Don't you dare............
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Love it when my border collie lets one go,looks around as if to say wtf was that.
    It's the smell that you love though innit?
    In space, no one can smell your fart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    It's the smell that you love though innit?
    Yep reminds me of my stay in Invergiggle.
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    What's that line of Fat Bastard's? "everyone love their own brand" or summink like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    What's that line of Fat Bastard's? "everyone love their own brand" or summink like that.
    That would gag a maggot that would....
    In space, no one can smell your fart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    Err..I used to be able to rollerblade pretty farking well.
    Haven't had in a go in three or four years..
    have been off mine for 7yrs now and just last week got my daughter some so out come the old blades to help her get her confidence , she thinks its great when i fall over
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    It's the smell that you love though innit?
    i had a boxer once.....evertime i farted id blame it on him and give him a belt
    didnt take him long...everytime he smelt something in the air he would hide under the bed for a couple of hours....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I have a really long tongue.
    oooh oooh me too .... imagine Mrs K, we could perform a tasteful duet .......
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Hate to admit it but if one blows through my dogs nose his ears flap.
    I hate to imagine what you were doing at the time you discovered this...

    Also, what holes do you have to cover with your fingers, to get a tune to come out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    I hate to imagine what you were doing at the time you discovered this...

    Also, what holes do you have to cover with your fingers, to get a tune to come out?
    Cant recall mentioning a tune.
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