Great movie lines

[rachprice]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. - fear and loathing

[Trudes]

"Are you fucking retarded?" Thunderstruck
"Nice shot Cocoa!" and "Pigs arse!" and "I've taken a piss that lasted longer than that!" Idiot Box

Australian humour at its best

[Big Dave]

'But I shoot with his hand' is in my top 5.

'That's not a knife'.

[mouldy]

What is it about car drivers that makes you guys such wankers - Possibly the crappiest bike movie ever

[peasea]

"It's all in yer 'ead" Mister Tweedy in Chicken Run, the greatest love story of all time.

[Krayy]

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Justice: Hi, I'm Justice
Jay: And I'm so fuckin' yours!


Sheriff: Let's go back to that station house...cornhole us some drunks


Jay: I am the master of the CLIT. See this fucking face...whenever you see the CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me.

[madandy]

General: "what are we gonna do, John?"
Rambo: "Fuck-em"

[HenryDorsetCase]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning: It smells like.............. victory.

[chrisso]

'Right you Bastards-im coming to your Planet''
'Im a Derek-Dereks dont run... Bad Taste

[HenryDorsetCase]

[QUOTE=Big Dan;1594918]
"I want the truth, You can't handle the truth" A few good Men
/QUOTE]

That line is

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth"


I actually this line from Col. Jessup better.

I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

[HenryDorsetCase]

No one will know this, but

"I know things about pigeons, Lily"

[MisterD]

Line of Fire...Clint again.

[Maha]

''Its so cold Jack''....
''Fuck off Bitch! im the one in the fucken' water''....

[Swoop]

"An after dinner mint Sir? It is wafer thin".

[Kinje]

Snatch
Turkish: You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!


And from Fight Club
Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...
Narrator: Really?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.