Fried Hamster

[Colapop]

How's your Hamster doing? A full week crammed into a short week... my Hamster (you know, the one running on the wheel inside your head) is fried... I like he's fried in butter with a little garlic

[mowgli]

How's your Hamster doing? A full week crammed into a short week... my Hamster (you know, the one running on the wheel inside your head) is fried... I like he's fried in butter with a little garlic

Geez that's no good. Maybe some bling will cheer him up.

[avgas]

my hamster has turned irish. Wont do any work and tells me to "go feck" meself before taking another swig.
So right now im a motivated as the rest of northern ireland.

[hellkat]

Well my hamster seems to be doing remarkably well, and is currently fired up on coffee, fags and Cadbury's Black Forest chocolate.

ACTUALLY considering all that's stressing me out at present, the hours I am keeping, and my lack of tension-reducing motorcyclage, the poor little bugger should be lying in a frazzled heap on the shit-and-sawdust-spattered floor of my skull

[nighthawk]

Woohoo............... my hampster just finnished a two week project with a day and a half to spare checked and double checked....thank god for large multipule mocha's..........now i've just gotta get some sleep without those pretty colours and the bizzare dreams............

[martybabe]

Well, thank you for asking.Mine has been a little unhinged of late, periods of total lethargy when I can't even remember how to spell my name interspersed with the amphetamine times when the little bastard wont lie still, especially when I go to bed.

At present the little bugger has kicked the bucket, turned his little toes up, Left his spinning wheel for pastures new, I am bereft of any cranial activity, just wanna lie on a been bag and sleep till summer.

[peasea]

Well my hamster seems to be doing remarkably well, and is currently fired up on coffee, fags and Cadbury's Black Forest chocolate.

ACTUALLY considering all that's stressing me out at present, the hours I am keeping, and my lack of tension-reducing motorcyclage, the poor little bugger should be lying in a frazzled heap on the shit-and-sawdust-spattered floor of my skull

"Fired up on fags"?? There are GAY hamsters?

[Colapop]

AARRRGGGHHH!! The little bastard farted on the way home and nearly got us both killed! Dumb f*cker!! *note to Hamster* Trucks are bigger than us stop

Said Hamster (Robert) is currently marinating in Bourbon....

[Usarka]

Ny hamster is currently wrapped up in duct tape expecting to be shafted.........

[peasea]

Ny hamster is currently wrapped up in duct tape expecting to be shafted.........

Is that the hamster's 'in-duction' ceremony?
Are you going to 'tape' it?

[Usarka]

Is that the hamster's 'in-duction' ceremony?
Are you going to 'tape' it?

I might even post it on u-tube....

[peasea]

Or even in a U-tube!

[peasea]

I might even post it on u-tube....

Save it until November 5th and mount the little sucker to a sky rocket, YouTube THAT!

[yod]

special patrol group likes a good curry

[peasea]

special patrol group likes a good curry

Special Patrol? What a cool hammy. (Even though he was an "utter, utter bastard")