Another honda one

[monkeymsea]

A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"
"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,

"Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back.
"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."
At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,

"Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so you ride it!"

[scracha]

Must be Kiwi humour that finds shite like this and Moon Tv funny.

[enigma51]

Must be Kiwi humour that finds shite like this and Moon Tv funny.

You ride a honda do you

[MIXONE]

Well I thought it was funny.

[enigma51]

Well I thought it was funny.

Me too but it can be cause we dont ride honda's

[TOTO]

i ride a honda and I think its hularious

the joke is hilarious, not the honda.

[Taz]

the joke is hilarious, not the honda.

Yeah there's definately nothing funny about a Honda

[James Deuce]

It's a rehash of a Ducati Multistrada joke I posted 4 years ago.

Which was probably a rehash of a Ducati Indiana joke of 20 years ago. And so on.

[Mikkel]

Must be Kiwi humour that finds shite like this and Moon Tv funny.

In that case I'm stuffed - not a kiwi, found the joke mildly amusing but I really enjoy Moon TV

[scracha]

Me too but it can be cause we dont ride honda's

What's with this strange kiwi Honda obsession? I'd never heard of it until I arrived here. To be honest, after 15 years of not owning one, the whole kiwi-anti-Honda thing made me more curious to try one out.

[FJRider]

You ride a honda do you

How could ya tell ???