KB Chief Cat Herder
Porn Buddy??
Definition: Porn Buddy:- A close friend or buddy who, should the worst happen and you meet an untimely demise, will go straight over to your house and clear out all of your pornographic material before your parents/family arrive and stumble upon it.
Long time watchers of the series Coupling will know where this question came from.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
The Sharif don't like it!
Don't need one, I watch my porn with my parents.....
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
One, two free, floor!
You really should stop watching them, and tell them to pull the curtains.Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Slapper?
WTF
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Forum whore
Shouldnt you just knock on their door and go in and watch it from the comfort of the couch than sit in their garden watcing from under the shrubery.
Hardcore Biker
Hehe I suppose I would have been my ex-husband's "porn-buddy" ..... when we split, and the house got sold he was out of town ..... I gave all his porn to his devout Baptist mother ... in an open topped cardboard box .....
on the up
There are people in this world that don't have porn? And haven't seen it?
What a bizarre concept.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Fair weather rider
What what whats that? You make porn with your parents?
Just a Dog
Have an auto format program ! If i dont open the porn files at least once a week its programmed to fry the drive !
Your scaring me !!! (picks up the banjo)
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Likes kiwifruit...
Well i dont have any. To expensive with gas at what it is, just not my thing.There are people in this world that don't have porn? And haven't seen it?
What a bizarre concept.
Resident Redneck
who needs magazines these days...there is endless porn online, and you dont get the pages all stuck together...
...poor mouse though...
Rest In Peace
Don't have porn but crikey if someone has to clear out my lingerie - 6 drawers plus sum in the wardrobe and all my shoes - well thank god I'll be dead lol
Actions speak louder than words or good intentions
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating
Deus ex ukulele
What is this "porn" of which you speak?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Multipass
there's music in the air ...
Religion is not the opium of people. Opium is
Hardcore Biker
Now I know you meant that as a pisstake, but wow - that clip brought tears to my eyes! It's fabulous, really lovely. I was moved (in an emotional, rather than a peristaltic, way). Thanks!
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