So, who has a porn buddy?

[KiwiRat]

I was moved (in an emotional, rather than a peristaltic, way). Thanks!

Damn you woman. Makin' a grown man get his spellin' book out at this time of the day.

On a Sunday too. Pffffft......

[DMNTD:Me]

The only porn I have is parked in my garage on carpet...and if I'm dead...1st in 1st served

[Bren]

Now I know you meant that as a pisstake, but wow - that clip brought tears to my eyes! It's fabulous, really lovely. I was moved (in an emotional, rather than a peristaltic, way). Thanks!

Moved by Burt Reynolds in a wetsuit? some of them characters get moved in the movie..."I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!"

I tell ya that Duelling Banjos piece gets me all the time, its a fantastic piece and I have always loved it...its gotta be one of the best bluegrass pieces along with "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and "Freight Train Boogie"

[jrandom]

My parents and family:

A. Wouldn't ever visit my house if I died anyway;

B. Can, quite frankly, kiss my hairy pr0n-watching arse.

[FROSTY:Me]

There are people in this world that don't have porn? And haven't seen it?

What a bizarre concept.

And the problem with that is?

[sidecar bob]

Im a bit like DMNTD, But if i did have any of the other sort, i was going to say i could depend on Scrivy or Planna, But after her comments earlier in the thread im not sure about her anymore.
I mean, if you gave my mum an open topped box full of porn, There would be two funerals to attend.

[alanzs]

All the porn I have my wife would want, as it's hers as well....

[Donor]

I'm a happily married man.

I have no need for porn.

[gijoe1313]

Its hard finding military camo wearing hawt asian biker babes ... I prefer it when they keep their clothes on since my smutty pr0nographic memory more than makes up for it!

Now, where all dem hawt asian biker babes at?

[xwhatsit]

I'm a happily married man.

I have no need for porn.

You know, he speaks the truth -- I'd hardly count decades-old, hairy-scary bobble-headed 80s nudes as porn so much as something to scare the children with.

[KiwiRat]

Thread hijack

I tell ya that Duelling Banjos piece gets me all the time, its a fantastic piece and I have always loved it...its gotta be one of the best bluegrass pieces along with "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and "Freight Train Boogie"

I love that song "Constant Sorrow" from the movie "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou". Beautiful harmonies.

[avgas]

dont need to have one...

/new folder/new folder/virus/DO NOT OPEN/asdf/NOW YOUR FUCKED/THIS IS NOT PORN/WHY DO YOU KEEP OPENING FOLDERS/haha nothing here dumbass/new folder/ok here is the porn/password.exe

lol

[AllanB]

I'm a happily married man.

I have no need for porn.

Or not allowed porn.

Of note the Farmers catalogues we get in the mail have more girls in undies in them that the porn I had as a 13 year old!

[MIXONE]

I'm a happily married man.

I have no need for porn.

TUIS anyone?

[Donor]

You know, he speaks the truth -- I'd hardly count decades-old, hairy-scary bobble-headed 80s nudes as porn so much as something to scare the children with.

Now now, retro is all the rage these days... or so I'm told...

Or not allowed porn.

Of note the Farmers catalogues we get in the mail have more girls in undies in them that the porn I had as a 13 year old!

Ah, how I remember the days of secondary school, all the spotty geeks sticking Elle Mcpherson pics on their ring binders...

TUIS anyone?

You know, if I had feelings I'd be hurt...

...as they say, truth hurts!

Though of occasion, pr0n makes a perfectly suitable substitute to contraceptives!