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Highway Biker
FUCKWITT. SHIT FOR BRAINS. SNOTBUCKET. CUMSUCKER. POOHOLE BANDIT.
DICKWAD. COCKSUCKER (like this one the best).
"May the motorcycle god's keep your tyres pumped"
"The shortest distance between any two points on a motorbike, is the long way round"
The desert creature
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Yes.Originally Posted by alanzs
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Come warm yourself by the fire
"The Learn" - relating directly to an object or action making you learn from your mistake. eg
After a book hits you in the face, a quick retort is "That book gave you the learn".
"That road made you feel the learn"
"That pedestrian just felt the learn"
"That belt can enforce the learn"
"Delegate" to pass the shit you cant be fucked doing to someone who doesn't really need to do it.
"Sales Twist" - aka "Colorful bullshit"
"Follow up" - to chase something with only perseverance and memory.
FUBAR
Knarly
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Highway Biker
I quite like "A face on her like a bag of smashed arseholes"...
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
Loud and Uncouth
Ah, my equal to that (and I use it) is: "A face like a ruptured custard"
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Kittyhawk4Doc
Harder
Faster
Come on...
yes now!!...no wait,...
vvvrrrrmmm ahh thats better
the erotic sound of a bike warming up "hmmmmm"
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Highway Biker
Cunt scratcher (fingers)
One, two free, floor!
You'd fuck my dog too? Hey - each to their own.
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
TARFU is stage three of the process.
SNAFU-FUBAR-TARFU.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Fair weather rider
My Fathers favourites that make people look confused these days are:
"Bugger-bugger-bum-poop-shit-piss-fart" said as quickly as possible,
"Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries"
"Christa-madonna-fookar" (phoenetic spelling there...)
Also,
"she/ he fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"
"I hope your balls turn septic and rot your socks"
"May the hairs on your arse turn into steelcaps and beat the shit out of you next time you fart"
"Sweating like a motherfuckin pig rapist" just cracks me up
Sharting... It is to shart, I have sharted, was that a shart etc. Means to follow through after a letting a fart go. From "Along came Polly"
"Dude, we gotta go, I've just sharted."
"What is a shart"
"It's when you fart, and a little shit comes out! A shart!"
This is an excellent thread!
Missus: What the f*&k is that???!!!! Where the f*&k do you think that's going??Me: It's a [insert old broken vehicle here] can't you tell?Missus: Oh for f*&k's sake... [slams door]Me: Phew, lucky she didn't see what's on the trailer!
Revolution is in the air
Felcher...Worst image word ever...
I knew this very mild mannered (though hot) lady who told me what felcher meant. I almost hurled. She used to be an AIDS care worker in South Africa. Truly, when she told me what it meant, I almost hurled....
Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!
sem fiddy pilot
I've also always quite liked:
I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit all over your shoulders
Member, sem fiddy appreciation society
Deus ex ukulele
Schadenfreude.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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