Favourite words or sayings?

**Her_C4** · 17th June 2008, 22:24

Originally Posted by Pussy

I've also always quite liked:

I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit all over your shoulders

That just reminded me of an ancient one (70's?) "I hope your balls turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse"

**James Deuce** · 17th June 2008, 22:45

Indubitably.

**Timmay** · 17th June 2008, 23:04

"that bike goes like a whore on P"

**Blossom** · 17th June 2008, 23:37

excellent thread mrs kendog...most excellent.
My contribution?
fav insult is "Smeghead" its the build up of the mucus membrane under the foreskin of the penis.
fav come backs to the small ones... when asking whats for dinner? "pigs tits and custard!"
and when asking what I am doing? "making a wigwam for a goose's bridal".
No idea why.. My mum used them and I feel its good to carry on traditions.

**Shadows** · 18th June 2008, 00:07

When somebody drops his guts... "Why don't you pull down your pants - that way we can all shit in them"

**sosman** · 18th June 2008, 00:34

My fav r when asked what you do?... Me! say.... this & that!
Oh! where abouts?.... Me! say..... here & there!
& I like saying to myself or mates when ya see a hottie[girl of coarse] is
hamana hmn heh fuggin love it hmn heh! while using animals voice from muppet show.... yeahboi! & oh i also like saying yeahboi! & muhaha you muppets

**Trudes** · 18th June 2008, 07:59

Originally Posted by Blossom

excellent thread mrs kendog...most excellent.
My contribution?
fav insult is "Smeghead" its the build up of the mucus membrane under the foreskin of the penis.
fav come backs to the small ones... when asking whats for dinner? "pigs tits and custard!"
and when asking what I am doing? "making a wigwam for a goose's bridal".
No idea why.. My mum used them and I feel its good to carry on traditions.

We often had "pigs tit and custard" for dinner too, right after mum had yelled "oh shit a brick" several times which we learned to say "and fart a crowbar" after to try and make her smile.