Worst looking bike ever

**Forest** · 25th June 2008, 20:32

Originally Posted by wickle

what about this

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That looks like it escaped from the pages of a Fred Gassit cartoon.

**JATZ** · 25th June 2008, 20:40

Not a production bike but how could anyone turn one of these (pic. 1) into one of these(pic. 2)
IMHO a trully hienous beast

**disenfranchised** · 25th June 2008, 21:33

Originally Posted by fridayflash

nzeta would have to be all time ugliest scoot

I reckon that's your winner right there.
Looks like somone put a bathtub upside down over some wheels....and then tried to make it look like snoopy.

I didn't mind the original Honda scooter that started all this.
It reminds me of the Honda Ruckus....which back before I got a bike and thought I might get a scooter was my top pick (mostly cause it looked rugged and lightweight)

I'd also vote for the Confederate Wraith (2nd image)

**Wolf** · 25th June 2008, 23:10

Originally Posted by wickle

what about this

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"Worst-looking" not "gayest-looking".

**Wolf** · 25th June 2008, 23:22

Originally Posted by fridayflash

nzeta would have to be all time ugliest scoot

A mate's father owned one of those - 350cc. He always used to tell us lads our motorcycles were "dangerous" - because they were motorcycles, not scooters.

The big laugh was: we had 125cc motorbikes...

**skidMark** · 25th June 2008, 23:23

"Honda now making bikes for toddler faggots"

**Sellout** · 26th June 2008, 15:26

Originally Posted by fridayflash

nzeta would have to be all time ugliest scoot

Hehehehehe, it looks like a submarine!!!

Which end do you sit on....?????

**ozrobo** · 26th June 2008, 15:56

i reakon the gn 250 is nasty and the new zx10

**wickle** · 26th June 2008, 18:21

Originally Posted by fridayflash

nzeta would have to be all time ugliest scoot

Problem is he told me that he thinks he knows where one is.Has anyone got a spare straight jacket?

**Max Headroom** · 26th June 2008, 18:35

Originally Posted by fridayflash

nzeta would have to be all time ugliest scoot

Yep they're ugly. But they are also quite rare and getting more valuable. They are a unique(!) part of NZ's rich motoring history. If anyone would like to invest in one of these scooters of Historical Significance, send me a PM and I'll happily share the details of our little stash of Nzeta and Czeta stuff.

Bear in mind the fabulous uses these amazing scooters can be put to. Make a BBQ out of one, or a garden feature or an excellent basis for a creative metal sculpture. Or you could even ride one.

:>)

**flyingcrocodile46** · 26th June 2008, 23:35

Originally Posted by Forest

I'm going to put forward the Bimota Tesi 2D.

Not because the entire bike is hideous, but because of the forward facing underslung exhaust pipe. WTF?!?!

Heh... looks like a bent penis

**Aero165** · 27th June 2008, 12:58

Originally Posted by fridayflash

suzuki NUDA always gave me the trots

I actually like that! Almost...

**fridayflash** · 1st July 2008, 21:40

yep,theyre ugg as!! but i totaly agree theyre a part of nz history and id love one...great conversation piece.
wickles right i do know of one locally which will be cheap,
but im not sure if its an nzeta or a stewart [havent seen it yet]