Bloody Aussies!

**Tumbles** · 10th July 2008, 19:32

Originally Posted by R6_kid

Pretty sure they had one in the 70's/80's... a fair share of our Skyhawks were ex-RAN aircraft.

Correct. Yeah, we'd be toast head to head, but back in the real world, Our helicopters are the squadron of choice in Timor with Aussie army guys requesting us specifically when they ask for helo support because their owns guys are so inflexible. Also our infantry guys there actually have brains and relate to the locals, so we slowly bring them onside. The aussies are very confrontational and never get anywhere. The Kiwi attitude is worth so much its unbelievable.

And all they really want to come over for is to drink our far superior beer!

**Swoop** · 10th July 2008, 20:10

Originally Posted by R6_kid

Pretty sure they had one in the 70's/80's... a fair share of our Skyhawks were ex-RAN aircraft.

HMAS Melbourne was the old one. The advert shows a newer (US) carrier.

**RantyDave** · 10th July 2008, 22:17

Originally Posted by RantyDave

http://www.invadenewzealand.com/

Repost? Ah, crap!

Dave

**pete376403** · 10th July 2008, 23:16

Aren't we invading them by stealth even as they sit around talking about how easy it will be? How many Kiwis in Australia now?

**MaxB** · 11th July 2008, 00:58

I'd still take our 4 million against their 20 or so anyday. But I would have to shoot my Aussie rellies which is a bit of a shame. Now I'm confused.

**Toaster** · 11th July 2008, 10:05

very funny.... makes a good point too.

**vifferman** · 11th July 2008, 10:29

Originally Posted by Tumbles

And all they really want to come over for is to drink our far superior beer!

... and root our sheep.

**RiderInBlack** · 11th July 2008, 11:02

Originally Posted by vifferman

... and root our sheep.

Now that's taking too far. They can take over our Country but if they start raping our sheep they'll have all our RAMbos taking them out. Didn't they watch our Documentary on our GE sheep programme "Black Sheep". They should be worried. Very worried

.

**Dakara** · 11th July 2008, 20:10

Love it!

Hrmm should have put it in humor...

**Flatcap** · 11th July 2008, 20:18

0% navy? We have at least 5% of a navy...

**RiderInBlack** · 11th July 2008, 21:16

Heard that we are all safe for now. They have had to call it off cause they can't afford the Fuel. The cost if fuel was bad enough getting here, but having ta fuel up here ta get back home again just totally blew their budget.

**Jez** · 23rd August 2008, 15:11

and before people start ranting on about the serious implications of not having this that and the next thing please bear in mind that its a f***ing piss take!!!

ps. Just looked around to check what my son was doing ... hes sitting there watching youtube videos of games that arent out here while listening to Linkin Park and singing along ... totally awesome

**paulmac:Me** · 23rd August 2008, 15:44

brilliant !!

**Laava** · 23rd August 2008, 15:47

We're gonna get invaded!
Oh no! We're invaded as bro!
Wanna chup?

**paturoa** · 17th June 2009, 19:24

Shamlessly nicked from an ozzie SV forum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JARkL...layer_embedded

They should play things like this on the big screens b4 the Bledisloe Cup games for the crowd.