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    Wellington: Pussy Problem

    I have a wee problem.
    We had planned to go to see my mum and Gran in Wairoa for Xmas on the 24th of December and then go through to Taupo for the racing and be home on the Monday or Tuesday (29th/30th),
    BUT..... my pussy doesn't like to be left for more than a couple of days without someone checking on him and giving him fresh water. All the catterys around here are fully booked and have massive waiting lists, so that option is out.
    So is there anyone out there who'd like to come and see my pussy once a day over that time, or stay if you want a little holiday from your pad, or any out of towners who are coming to Welly for Xmas and need a place to stay in exchange for giving my pussy a little attention?
    Pleeeease!!!

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    Sorry...would love to help. But when my dishwasher left...she took my pussy with her. Now I am just content, to stroke the odd stray... now and then ... if one lets me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Sorry...would love to help. But when my dishwasher left...she took my pussy with her. Now I am just content, to stroke the odd stray... now and then ... if one lets me...
    Mrs K has pussy problems???? SHe didn't talk to me about it????

    RIght now I shall read the first post!

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    Ok....You could've asked me to pet your pussy while you are otherwise engaged

    Anyway we are likely to hang close to home chick (except for the bucket trip....touchwood) - happy to pop up and service her and birdies daily if you like?

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    Very nice pussy you have, too, Mrs Kendog, though I never got a chance to get too near it
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    Won't someone come and love my pussy??
    Yes my pussy is not the most sociable little fella, but he sure is cute (Pussy shot..)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Ok....You could've asked me to pet your pussy while you are otherwise engaged

    Anyway we are likely to hang close to home chick (except for the bucket trip....touchwood) - happy to pop up and service her and birdies daily if you like?
    Cool thanks doll, how long are you going to be in Taupo for?

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    We will only go up for the Taupo weekend and pretty much straight back home again as the hope is to have an ADULT Monster time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    We will only go up for the Taupo weekend and pretty much straight back home again as the hope is to have an ADULT Monster time
    Excellent!

    Well thanks babe, if nobody is keen to come stay, then that would be great if you could pop over to check on my pussy for me.

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    I'll trade you for a couple of baths....Sully60 and Sully one will be left at home when I visit to play with your pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    I'll trade you for a couple of baths....Sully60 and Sully one will be left at home when I visit to play with your pussy
    I know you only love me for my bath and my pussy.

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    Oh no I love you for OTHER things too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I know you only love me for my bath and my pussy.
    AND I l0ve your other THINGS too!

    Rubarb and Apple crumble with runny cream....mmmmmmmmmm you think your pussy might like some of that while you away too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Very nice pussy you have, too, Mrs Kendog, though I never got a chance to get too near it

    Didn't the SPCA take out a restraining order to keep you away from small furry animals?

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