Tauranga Rant and Rave

**mark247** · 23rd July 2008, 14:03

Originally Posted by Cajun

good one tom

on another note
taking beats on how long it last?

Well he just followed me home down the toll road and he got passed by two cars. He is being very careful. For now. lol

**Kornholio** · 23rd July 2008, 14:06

Thought I would share this from the Gixxer owners thread .......

Okay, been considering this at a deeper level than cheap to fix after binning, and the penis extention thing (which gixer riders don't need as a prerequisite for riding is larger than normal manhood and testicles).

Look at the alternatives. Honda CBR's. Girl's bike. If I wanted to ride a CBR, I'd probably also own a Mondeo wagon. It does everything really well, but it's dull. It's like screwing a hot accountant (there's no such thing btw).

Kawasaki ZX10R/ZX6R. Umm, nice bikes, but they seem to throw people down the road a lot. This is like a bitch mistress who gets suicidal or homicidal, and it's hard to which is when. The 10R is like owning a HSV, with the traction control off, in the rain. It's like fucking your bosses daughter, you do it for thrills, but it's not a long term plan.

R1/R6. IMHO, the only viable alternative (until recently). But the R6 is gutless, my RGV250 had more poke. The early R1's would become violent slappers at a moments notice. The latest is worthy of attention, especially in black. The R1 is like the best bits of a WRX Sti, but with the same stupid backwards baseball cap and the baggy pants showing your underwear elastic. It's the hot chick at a party, who might be good in bed, but she might have herpes...

Ducati? Slow. Expensive. A fashion statement. This will be parked up next to the wife's SUV, next to the BMW/Porsche midlife crisis. It's not as good as you think it would be, it'd be like Cameron Diaz, only to discover she didn't like sex. But still expected the attention and pressies.

Aprilia? The thinking man's V-twin. Like owning an Alfa 147 GTA. Crap for all the same reasons, but still a load of laughs. The hot receptionist who is great in bed, and low maintenance, but still has a sense of humour.

Harley. Like owning a tractor. Like fucking an ugly fat chick with big tits. It's really not worth it.

New RC8 or Superduke. Like an Evo10 + WRX Sti, both on laughing gas. This is the perfect woman who is fun, sassy, faithful, and good looking.

And then there's the gixer. 20 years worth of evolution. Style that makes sense. Handling and brakes that are commensurate with horsepower. A good fit for most of us. the 600 is the perfect allrounder. The 750 is the even betterer all rounder. The 1000 is faster than a Hayabusa except in top speed. It wheelstands well. They're mechanically indestructable. The 600 is like a WRX. The 750 is an WRX STi. The 1000 is an EVO FQ360. This is the perfect woman who is a long termer, into kinky sex, and who is still good looking after all these years.

MBB.

A bloody good post

**wybmadiity** · 23rd July 2008, 14:30

Originally Posted by Kornholio

Thought I would share this from the Gixxer owners thread .......
A bloody good post

I guess that makes me a Gixxer then.. Or maybe a SuperDuke
BWAHAhahahahaa

hahahahaaa

Aaaahhh I even amuse myself

**Kornholio** · 23rd July 2008, 14:35

Originally Posted by wybmadiity

I guess that makes me a Gixxer then.. Or maybe a SuperDuke
BWAHAhahahahaa

hahahahaaa

Ahhh I even amuse myself

No, I think the Honda one summed you up nicely

**wybmadiity** · 23rd July 2008, 14:37

Originally Posted by Kornholio

No, I think the Honda one summed you up nicely

BUt I am not an accountant

**Newblade** · 23rd July 2008, 15:29

F*** you all

Just so happens that I am married to an accountant

And I think shes hot

Just like my Blade

GSXRs are like assholes,every ones got one

**Unit:Me** · 23rd July 2008, 17:04

Originally Posted by Kornholio

No, I think the Honda one summed you up nicely

I thought you would have gone for the Ducati version personally

**Unit:Me** · 23rd July 2008, 17:09

I notice they didnt include the ZX14. Sexy, strong, reacts positively, and gives you that Oh My God can this be for real feeling everytime you mount her, Im sure Chris will agree

**naughty** · 23rd July 2008, 17:21

Originally Posted by Newblade

F*** you all

Just so happens that I am married to an accountant

And I think shes hot

Just like my Blade

GSXRs are like assholes,every ones got one

Well said newblade

**saul** · 23rd July 2008, 18:26

Originally Posted by Newblade

F*** you all

Just so happens that I am married to an accountan And I think shes hotust like my Blade

GSXRs are like assholes,every ones got one

Nice but maybe a little touchy lol

Originally Posted by Unit

I notice they didnt include the ZX14. Sexy, strong, reacts positively, and gives you that Oh My God can this be for real feeling everytime you mount her, Im sure Chris will agree

Ahem but nicely said

I see the girlz bike didn't even get a mention. Leave that to you Korn get the thinking cap on

Once you've been there you'll never go back

**toebug** · 23rd July 2008, 21:42

Can I be greedy and have a peice of each? Afterall my streetfighter is a mongrel.

**boomer** · 23rd July 2008, 21:49

Originally Posted by Newblade

F*** you all

Just so happens that I am married to an accountant

And I think shes hot

Just like my Blade

GSXRs are like assholes,every ones got one

ahahah spot the nervous gay bloke.....!!!!!

**Strang0r** · 24th July 2008, 09:55

Thanks for the coffee and chat yesterday Chris, It was good to meet one of the friendly Tauranga KBers

Today looks like a great day for a ride but stuck at home today.... last night my clutch cable broke so until I can get that sorted I can't really do much

Edit: Clutch cable should be all sorted by noon tomorrow