makes you wonder if darwin was on a holiday.....
why would you call your kid something like that? i mean yeah i hate my name but it doesnt compare to that.
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makes you wonder if darwin was on a holiday.....
why would you call your kid something like that? i mean yeah i hate my name but it doesnt compare to that.
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And I used to have a whinge at my folks for calling me Josh..
I read this article in the paper this morning, bloody bastards who do this to their kids..
A friend of mine who's a teacher at Mangere primary does have the occasional kid where the parents have actually made spelling mistakes on their birth certificate..
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A spelling mistake is one thing, naming your child any of the above should be made criminal, that is indirectly causing child abuse. Kids as we all know will come up with all kinds of teasing names from nothing much at all but hell "Talula does the Hula from Hawaii"???Originally Posted by Nagash
A good anti drug advert for sure but even that's not an excuse. Geez i've "experimented" with things in the past, still a fucking QUANTUM leap to naming a child a far out name like that
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When thinking of names for my kids ... I used
1st child was called, Horatio Wombat the 3rd
2nd child , Delphinus Stovepipe
no 16 bus shelter was my fave
If you asked me to spell my kids current names .. No chance, so now no1 son is called Dude. ( dont know why it just stuck for some reason ) The other is akachan
But Talula does the Hula ...show no creative thought whatsover ... the judge was right .
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Benson and Hedges were twins born in Rotorua years ago. They were in the hospital the same time as one of my Daughters, cant remember which, so it iehter 13 years ago or 18 years ago. There were another set of twins there at the same time named Senna and Piquet, named after the F1 Driver's of the 80's..... ah, so there ya go, must have been the 18 years ago time...
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A guy at work has named his son Jumbo. No shit.
Him mit der R1200 Bayerische Motoren Werke Gelende Strasse
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And then theere was a boy named Sue. Dunno what Ann de Montmorency thought about it. But I guess when you are Constable of France people aren't going to risk taking the mickey.
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A Jim Staford song isn't it?
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"Hindenberg" is the name of a child, of an underage mother, on the Norf Shore. Fucken spherical, lazy, piece of white trash, POS, 'tard that the kid is going to have as a mother...
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A family in Rahotu(Taranaki)I think had kids called Falcon,Fairmont,Fairlane,and all sorts of Ford aussie cars.
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Didn't one of the girls work as an Escort...?
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And another lot are Mainline, Customline etc. Ding-a-lings the lot of 'em, leeches on society.
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I have a friend bearing an albatross of a name Jedidiah. He told me that he kind of got used to it, but his childhood was a lifetime of humiliation. Some parents need to be castrated with dull and rusty scissors. Or worse.
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There was a plumber in a certain town that had the Sirname Pipe, he named his son Dwain, Dwain became a plumber to.
I was in the Wharehouse in New Plymouth years ago and a 3yr old was destroying the toy section Mum and Dad were watching agahst as their kid wrecked havoc, then Mum said Zarquin stop that now!, I just thought to myself Kid you have the right to be a holy terror to your parents for the rest of their lives for a name like that.
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