Who would you turn gay for?

**nodrog:Me** · 30th July 2008, 10:45

Originally Posted by jrandom

I bet it was fingers only.

i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved

**Jez** · 30th July 2008, 10:47

who would i turn gay for? ... id have to say ill stick with my hot Japanese girls, roll em over they look like a guy without the hairy ass ... thats as close to gay as im going :P

**Number One** · 30th July 2008, 10:47

Originally Posted by nodrog

i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved

You boys are really having some fun with this aren't ya?!

Slow day at work me thinks.....

**007XX** · 30th July 2008, 10:49

Originally Posted by nodrog

i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved

Kind of sad that a vegetable should do a better job of it than you boys, eh!

**jrandom** · 30th July 2008, 10:53

Originally Posted by nodrog

i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved

We should open a book on this.

I'll pay:

$40.00 on the scissors
$30.00 on full fisting
$20.00 on fresh produce
$3.00 on use of purpose-built toys
$1.60 on fingers only
$2.50 on a chow-down
$8.00 on any form of anal penetration

and give Number One two thirds of the book profits if she fesses up.

Gentlemen, place your bets.

**Number One** · 30th July 2008, 10:54

Originally Posted by jrandom

I'll pay:

$40.00 on the scissors
$30.00 on full fisting
$20.00 on fresh produce
$3.00 on use of purpose-built toys
$1.60 on fingers only
$2.50 on a chow-down
$8.00 on any form of anal penetration

and give Number One two thirds of the book profits if she fesses up.

Gentlemen, place your bets.

So do you have a grand to spare do ya?

**jrandom** · 30th July 2008, 10:55

Originally Posted by Number One

So do you have a grand to spare do ya?

I'm pretty sure Finn would underwrite me on this venture.

Edit: Most likely interpretation of that comment is obviously that she got it in up to her wrist. Odds duly modified, a fisting bet now pays only $5.00.

**nodrog:Me** · 30th July 2008, 10:56

Originally Posted by Number One

You boys are really having some fun with this aren't ya?!

not as much fun as the vege bin in your fridge.

Originally Posted by 007XX

Kind of sad that a vegetable should do a better job of it than you boys, eh!

its kind of sad that your experiences have made you come to this conclusion. does your man know that a bushell of limp celery out performs him in the bedroom?

**jrandom** · 30th July 2008, 10:59

Originally Posted by nodrog

its kind of sad that your experiences have made you come to this conclusion. does your man know that a bushell of limp celery out performs him in the bedroom?

Oh, gawd, did you have to push the button to trigger the inevitable post implying how awesome 007XY is, no really, etc?

I will now take any very quick bets over the next 30 seconds on the number of different smileys that get used in it.

**Number One** · 30th July 2008, 10:59

Originally Posted by nodrog

not as much fun as the vege bin in your fridge

I have no need for veges now...except for juicing...hubby has more than enough meat to keep me on the straight and narrow

**scrivy** · 30th July 2008, 11:00

Originally Posted by jrandom

Did she go down on you, or was it fingers only?

Personally, I'm thinking latex fist, or strap on........

does wonders for me.....

Originally Posted by Number One

I have already said too much

AND like I'm going to give you buggers any more information to fuel your wankfests

BLING given!! What's it gunna cost me for more info.........

Originally Posted by jrandom

It's all right. You totally get major points already for telling us about it in the first place.

*fap fap fap*

Too true!!

**007XX** · 30th July 2008, 11:02

Originally Posted by nodrog

its kind of sad that your experiences have made you come to this conclusion. does your man know that a bushell of limp celery out performs him in the bedroom?

Oh, what a very unpredictable come back ...is that the best you can do?

Right, so I'll humour you...first of all, I said "boys", and trust me, my man is just that: a man.

And secondly, only an insecure being would lack in enough balls to imagine himself "all that is necessary in the bedroom".

Don't tell me that no toys WHATSOEVER has ever been part of your bedroom play?

**jrandom** · 30th July 2008, 11:02

Originally Posted by Number One

hubby has more than enough meat to keep me on the straight and narrow

And, ladies and gentlemen, we now have Number One, out of the starting gates with only a single smiley.

It's like the final time trial stage in the Tour de France, though - the lesser performers always go first.

Still time to place those bets!