Wild Things
Wild Things
Actually I would pretty much do anything he wanted me to do![]()
Funny thing about this post is the blokes name...."Mandownunder" dont ya think thats a bit gay?
WTF???
This guy is getting into the action with a Phallic shaped veggie....although the marrow is actually a fruit by definition.
Who would I turn gay for....NO ONE! I love pussy way too much....
Who would tempt me to go bi...robably the bloke with the best chance sung about precipitation....and it was no Golden Shower...it was Purple Rain...
Prince has to be one of the sexiest men out there, well vocally anyway
His music is always erotic so I can bet he would be able to teach me a thing or two...Not that I need to learn much more, cos I am after all a StudMuffin in bed!
and would like to know if the rumour is true...."once ya go black ya dont go back"
I will not indite myself any further
Got the name from a friend of yours called Vanessa bet...she told me a fantasy that got me all wet....something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside...oooo what she told me then got me so hot I asked her if we could slide...ooooooo....Get off....23 positions in a one night stand...get off...I'll only call you after if you say I can...get off...let a woman be a woman and a man be a man...get off...if you want to baby here I am - HERE I AM!
EDIT: Oh yeah I never new that Marrow is a fruit...what the fark do ya do with it? We grew zucchinis but let them go a bit...were told we had marrows but farked if I knew what to do with them...other than the obvious suggestions on this thread - however seen the size of a marrow after you've let it grow and grow....I ain't keen to give birth the wrong way!!!
"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper
thanksdon't have any bling but here have a melon on me
Warning includes melons...as in the bouncy floppy ones - where's that damn R button on here?
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