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    Quote Originally Posted by fire eyes View Post
    I would definitely turn gay for RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON!
    Well he is a bit of a girl

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    Actually I would pretty much do anything he wanted me to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwinch View Post
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    The thread title says 'turn', sweetie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Dude - each to their own.

    I wouldn't turn gay for anyone because I'm not. I was hit by a Bi guy on a couple of times and found it very flattering, but the "desire" was one way only. No big deal. He's happy being who he is, and I'm happy being who I am.

    Funny thing about this post is the blokes name...."Mandownunder" dont ya think thats a bit gay?

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    or scissor action?
    WTF???

    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    i bet some sort of phallic shaped fresh produce was involved

    This guy is getting into the action with a Phallic shaped veggie....although the marrow is actually a fruit by definition.


    Who would I turn gay for....NO ONE! I love pussy way too much....
    Who would tempt me to go bi...robably the bloke with the best chance sung about precipitation....and it was no Golden Shower...it was Purple Rain...

    Prince has to be one of the sexiest men out there, well vocally anyway
    His music is always erotic so I can bet he would be able to teach me a thing or two...Not that I need to learn much more, cos I am after all a StudMuffin in bed!



    and would like to know if the rumour is true...."once ya go black ya dont go back"



    I will not indite myself any further


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Redneck View Post
    Funny thing about this post is the blokes name...."Mandownunder" dont ya think thats a bit gay?


    WTF???



    This guy is getting into the action with a Phallic shaped veggie....although the marrow is actually a fruit by definition.


    Who would I turn gay for....NO ONE! I love pussy way too much....
    Who would tempt me to go bi...robably the bloke with the best chance sung about precipitation....and it was no Golden Shower...it was Purple Rain...

    Prince has to be one of the sexiest men out there, well vocally anyway
    His music is always erotic so I can bet he would be able to teach me a thing or two...Not that I need to learn much more, cos I am after all a StudMuffin in bed!



    and would like to know if the rumour is true...."once ya go black ya dont go back"



    I will not indite myself any further
    o m g ... prince .. or the artist formally known as .. I am still in shock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Redneck View Post
    Prince has to be one of the sexiest men out there, well vocally anyway
    His music is always erotic so I can bet he would be able to teach me a thing or two...Not that I need to learn much more, cos I am after all a StudMuffin in bed!
    Got the name from a friend of yours called Vanessa bet...she told me a fantasy that got me all wet....something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside...oooo what she told me then got me so hot I asked her if we could slide...ooooooo....Get off....23 positions in a one night stand...get off...I'll only call you after if you say I can...get off...let a woman be a woman and a man be a man...get off...if you want to baby here I am - HERE I AM!


    EDIT: Oh yeah I never new that Marrow is a fruit...what the fark do ya do with it? We grew zucchinis but let them go a bit...were told we had marrows but farked if I knew what to do with them...other than the obvious suggestions on this thread - however seen the size of a marrow after you've let it grow and grow....I ain't keen to give birth the wrong way!!!

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    "I like 'em fat"
    "I like 'em proud"
    "Ya gotta have a mother for me"
    Now move your big ass 'round this way
    So I can work on that zipper, baby
    Tonight your a star
    And I'm the big dipper


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Redneck View Post
    "I like 'em fat"
    "I like 'em proud"
    "Ya gotta have a mother for me"
    Now move your big ass 'round this way
    So I can work on that zipper, baby
    Tonight your a star
    And I'm the big dipper
    Excellent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post


    EDIT: Oh yeah I never new that Marrow is a fruit...what the fark do ya do with it? We grew zucchinis but let them go a bit...were told we had marrows but farked if I knew what to do with them...other than the obvious suggestions on this thread - however seen the size of a marrow after you've let it grow and grow....I ain't keen to give birth the wrong way!!!
    I used to slice them, and deep fry them ....man they tasted good....but really fatty done that way...yup....all Squash are fruit (includes Gourds, Zucchini, and Pumpkins....all are closely related to Melons.(no not the bouncy floppy ones)


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    thanks don't have any bling but here have a melon on me

    Warning includes melons...as in the bouncy floppy ones - where's that damn R button on here?

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/pi...pictureid=6075

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    Quote Originally Posted by alley cat View Post
    Dont freak out............ a hypothetical question.

    Man up and spill the beans

    PINK is a hottie
    Can't be naffed reading the whole thread but where does your question leave those who are ALREADY gay????
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Can't be naffed reading the whole thread but where does your question leave those who are ALREADY gay????
    Who could switch you back maybe?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Who could switch you back maybe?

    Any woman scantily clad wearing a pair of 6" heels can switch MY back anytime baby......
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