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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    Same result with up the bum - no babies .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    Same result with up the bum - no babies .......
    Uuurgh......rather go without thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Uuurgh......rather go without thanks!
    So you're off for a sandwich, then?
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    OK so I just watched part of the latest installment ...

    (for those of you who haven't read the thread subject, or alternatively read the thread and didn't understand - we are still talking about S.E.X. - so 'as you were'.....)


    AND I can report that according to the latest - the answer is???????

    Out of the goodness of your heart, you give your partner permission to have sex with a mutual acquaintance, purely on the basis that she was attracted to him on some level.

    BUT WAIT - there is more...

    She still loves him - its just sex after all.

    Bet you are all glad I bought this up- what the hell else would yoiu have done without the guidance that this thread content (9 Pages!!!) has bought you ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Uuurgh......rather go without thanks!
    You can be rossi bro!
    Second is the fastest loser

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    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    OK so I just watched part of the latest installment ...

    (for those of you who haven't read the thread subject, or alternatively read the thread and didn't understand - we are still talking about S.E.X. - so 'as you were'.....)


    AND I can report that according to the latest - the answer is???????

    Out of the goodness of your heart, you give your partner permission to have sex with a mutual acquaintance, purely on the basis that she was attracted to him on some level.

    BUT WAIT - there is more...

    She still loves him - its just sex after all.

    Bet you are all glad I bought this up- what the hell else would yoiu have done without the guidance that this thread content (9 Pages!!!) has bought you ....

    I believe my work here is done.....
    Sounds to me like your horny and not getting any at home


    cause after all its only sex
    Second is the fastest loser

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    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    Sounds to me like your horny
    ha ha ha and YOU get the prize for the first chap to respond with the predictable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    OK so I just watched part of the latest installment ...

    (for those of you who haven't read the thread subject, or alternatively read the thread and didn't understand - we are still talking about S.E.X. - so 'as you were'.....)


    AND I can report that according to the latest - the answer is???????

    Out of the goodness of your heart, you give your partner permission to have sex with a mutual acquaintance, purely on the basis that she was attracted to him on some level.

    BUT WAIT - there is more...

    She still loves him - its just sex after all.

    Bet you are all glad I bought this up- what the hell else would yoiu have done without the guidance that this thread content (9 Pages!!!) has bought you ....

    I believe my work here is done.....
    And when does she stop loving the hubby and decide that she can get all she wants from the attractive ssex buddy?
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
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    A relationship without sex is like... well... friends lol!!

    As hunter said to morgan tonight on shorties, you n gerald are just friends.
    not really fair on morgan that gerald doesnt put out, esp as someone else interested who would lol!!! yes i watched it tonight lol!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    And when does she stop loving the hubby and decide that she can get all she wants from the attractive ssex buddy?
    BUGGA.

    Does that mean I still have to watch another episode or six???

    he he he

    Sorry but the whole thread moved a way away from the original musings..

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    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    There was always a rule that the guy HAD to come in side and meet me. The meeting meant, and my daughter was aware, that he had to look me in the eye and shake my hand. If he couldn't do that, he wouldn't last long. My daughter used to hate when I told her that was the rule of dating, but very quickly she used it to weed out any turds that wanted to be involved with her.
    I told one guy who was a bit of a smart ass that my daughter was the most precious thing in my life and I'd have no compulsion killing anyone who harmed her, in any way. I said it totally straight faced and then turned and walked out of the room. Later she told me he apparently got so freaked out, she said he didn't want to leave the house. After that everything was "Hello Sir, thank you Sir." We both laughed about that one.
    Gotta take care of the ones we love!
    Oh he would hear you all right but nowhere near as loud as the little voice connected to his testicles which was only on mute while you were talking to him anyway!

    It may not please you to think about it but daughters are wired up for sound from their own little bag of tricks down there too.

    When those voices start talking up their little lines of patter and get synchronized, your shotgun is nothing but a distant memory!

    You wouldn't have missed your own experiences of love and life, why should you deny your children theirs.

    We can only warn them about the pitfalls and give them their freedom, our support and a place to come back to no matter what the outcome is, unconditionally.

    Fortunately ours have made it and now we are watching theirs go through it and I can tell you, it gets more terrifying each time! John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    ha ha ha and YOU get the prize for the first chap to respond with the predictable
    of course
    im a bloke
    who will definitely not say no or i can wait
    Second is the fastest loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    OK so I just watched part of the latest installment ...

    (for those of you who haven't read the thread subject, or alternatively read the thread and didn't understand - we are still talking about S.E.X. - so 'as you were'.....)


    AND I can report that according to the latest - the answer is???????

    Out of the goodness of your heart, you give your partner permission to have sex with a mutual acquaintance, purely on the basis that she was attracted to him on some level.

    BUT WAIT - there is more...

    She still loves him - its just sex after all.
    Yeeessss....and directly after that I had a gentle discussion with my 14yr daughter pointing out that Shorty Street morals ain't exactly a good guideline. She must have been listening because she cautiously backed out of the room step by step as I explained.......

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    As for the topic, marrying a chap to then discover he has no interest in sex at all.....it happens. Not often these days but there are shy couples who are nevertheless in love and wait for the honeymoon. At which point one discovers that sex just doesn't work for them.

    There can be all sorts of reasons - physical pain, lack of lubrication, lack of gentleness, psychological barriers. Whatever, the person with the problem needs to get some help. The big difficulty is recognising it is a problem at all - the person who doesn't feel the sexual drive won't see any problem to fix.

    In a normal marriage, sexual activity is expected and is part of a loving relationship. To accept no sex is a very big ask - and for 99% of couples, is a disaster. It will lead to bitterness, frustration, and probably infidelity. If the problem cannot be healed, get out.

    Having said that, there are famous cases of platonic marriages where one person took lovers with the agreement of the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winston001 View Post
    The big difficulty is recognising it is a problem at all - the person who doesn't feel the sexual drive won't see any problem to fix.

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    and therefore the concept of a new sexual orientation is borne - ergo the topic of this thread 'asexuality'....

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