Fart Bombs.... ooh mama!

[CB ARGH]

Wow...

I was shaking at the power that I held in my hands. The power once again to clear out a whole school block because of an "unpleasant" smell, I wonder why. Fart bombs arrived in my letterbox yesterday morning, I've already set a few of them off... Blimey, they're loud when they go bang.

I need some ideas...

All I can think of is my boss...

[nodrog:Me]

stick one in your bum

[Qkchk:Me]

Where the hell did you get them?

Maybe time to exact some revenge on one to many dutch ovens......

[Stirts]

Where the hell did you get them?

Go down to the curry place in Albany, order a Vindaloo - Indian Hot! Buy some water balloons and get a short piece of pipe.

NB: You need to get all supplies on the curry night, next day could be messy!

Next day shove one end of the pipe up your ring hole and attach a balloon to the other end and fart in each balloon!

[jafar]

Go down to the curry place in Albany, order a Vindaloo - Indian Hot! Buy some water balloons and get a short piece of pipe.

NB: You need to get all supplies on the curry night, next day could be messy!

Next day shove one end of the pipe up your ring hole and attach a balloon to the other end and fart in each balloon!

Your giving demonstrations on the technique then ?

[Stirts]

Your giving demonstrations on the technique then ?

Me? demonstrate? no no no, I don't fart! But I taught my 2yr old niece to do it, and I'm sure the KB community would love to see your arse!



Oh shit (scuse the pun) you will need these too

[musicman]

That reminds me of the time I bought a can of fart spray from a magic shop in Christchurch and went crazy with it. People scatter pretty quickly every time I use it!

[ManDownUnder]

Wattle seeds mate... just get wattle seeds...

Small, black, hard to spot. To set 'em off crack them (they're bloody hard but molar teeth do the job), put a bit of spit on them, let 'em soak for 5 seconds then flick them somewhere hard to get.

I cleared a lot of classrooms while I was at school like that. Bastards of things to find too - the smell just eminates from everywhere - it's hard to track them down...

Did I mention they're free? Find yourself a wattle tree and there will be literally thousabnds of them every where. They look like solid, black kowhai seeds

[Number One]

ooo how did I miss this thread?! I loved fart bombs!!! Of course I'm all growed up now and couldn't possibly find this kind of stuff amusing anymore

[portokiwi]

I remember those seads lol. We had them in Porirua. We use to do that at school there too.
It was fun

[Qkchk:Me]

Wattle seeds mate... just get wattle seeds...

Small, black, hard to spot. To set 'em off crack them (they're bloody hard but molar teeth do the job), put a bit of spit on them, let 'em soak for 5 seconds then flick them somewhere hard to get.

I cleared a lot of classrooms while I was at school like that. Bastards of things to find too - the smell just eminates from everywhere - it's hard to track them down...

Did I mention they're free? Find yourself a wattle tree and there will be literally thousabnds of them every where. They look like solid, black kowhai seeds

OMG I just realised I DID have a deprived childhood! Got any other tricks?

[barty5]

I bought a whole lot last year cant remember was the wharehouse i think although i keep thinking it was the local $2 shop. Real good fun stamp on them sets off chemical reaction then they explode stuff sticks to what ever it touchs and reeeeeeks

[peasea]

Where the hell did you get them?

Maybe time to exact some revenge on one to many dutch ovens......

I have two box boxes of the bloody things. My daughter thought it would be a great gift.

WTF?

[Number One]

I have two box boxes of the bloody things. My daughter thought it would be a great gift.

WTF?

tee hee hee I like your daughter

...did she get you the t'shirt that says

WHO FARTED? to go with it

[GurlRacer]

Ah hahahah Funny!

I remember my science teacher letting us make sulphur solutions and leave them in corridors around the school... one class was having a test and he got in a load of ... well you know