When my wife was working at Spreydon Library some of the little bratsset some fart bombs off in the library...I was there at the time and who ended up cleaning up the mess...You guessed right! I could not get the smell off my fingers for days!
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When my wife was working at Spreydon Library some of the little bratsset some fart bombs off in the library...I was there at the time and who ended up cleaning up the mess...You guessed right! I could not get the smell off my fingers for days!
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I assume they're just set off by pressure, not lighting? If so, stick one under a toilet seat between one of the rubber support things and the porcelain of the bowl. The implications should be obvious.
For maximum effect you can wait outside the toilet door and at the right time say something appropriate like "aww pooo, who did that! I think something has died up the arse of the guy in the dunny". Say it loud enough for him to hear it and I'll bet he'd rather stay in there with it than show his face.
Ahh, there's nothing as funny as a fart (or a pretend one).
Grow older but never grow up
I must find myself some deadly wattle seeds!![]()
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