Stereotype beer drinkers

[Murray]

What about the great Wellington Beer Lion Brown. best beer in NZ when they released the Brewery Fresh brew a few years ago.. Pity they didn't keep producing it!!!! Went back to the tried and true - a real beer

[Pussy]

For people with taste...........

Can you still get grolsch with the wire top, awayatc?

[Pussy]

Mac's Gold or Black Mac for me... don't give a shit about stereotypes.
I get too shit-faced on Stella Artois, even I can't understand what I'm saying...

[mark247]

What about the great Wellington Beer Lion Brown. best beer in NZ when they released the Brewery Fresh brew a few years ago.. Pity they didn't keep producing it!!!! Went back to the tried and true - a real beer

Is it even better than Ranfurly or Castle Point?

[awayatc]

Can you still get grolsch with the wire top, awayatc?

Sure can...the original "beugel" stocked at various supermarkets....top shelf....single bottles.....

[wickle]

Bikers drink Bourbon. Double in a tall glass, thanks.

Some drink rum

[The Pastor]

* People who go to the supermarket in bare feet drink DB Double Brown.


That is so true its uncanny.

[fireball]

i work in a bar and most of those are pretty bang on

they forgot

the old guys who are married and miserable and want to leave their wives drink murphys stout

the single man in the corner drinking amstel wants to be noticed but wont talk to anyone

the slutty girls buying cheap cocktails wanting to get drunk and throw themselves on the next sugar daddy to walk in the door

[Deviant]

Crown Lager - A classy beer with a great taste, for experienced beer drinkers. Suitable for all occassions.

Lion Red- For bogans and rugby heads. A good beer with a bit of a rough and manly image. Often drunk by real blokes and people wanting to man up their image a bit.

Steinlager- Die hard rugby heads and poor people think drinking this beer will make them cool and tough. It'll actually make them pissed assholes with a cracking headache in the morning. Tastes like crap too.

Export- Young people, women, and students drink this watered down version of lion red. It tastes weak, bland, and watery, and can often be found on tap at bars offering 5 drinks for $10 on a Monday night, or at the rugby, where they only sell shitty beer to stop people getting too pissed.

Flame- $1 a beer, because it's fucking awful. Can be found in the fridges of alcoholics after a cheap buzz, people who don't usually buy beer, or try hard teens who like the branding. Nobody cool ever buys Flame.

Steinlager Pure/Monteith's NZ Lager/Speights Summit- All great beers, not much of a hangover, and rather pricey. Usually bought when going to a party or other social gathering, as it makes you look cool to hold these beers rather than a can of Red or Speights Gold. Unfortunately, everyone else will have the same beers because it's the nicest drop in the fridge, and people will help themselves.

Speights Gold- A good cheap drop proudly drunk by South Islanders.

Corona- Cat piss that the Mexicans hate, and which never had lime or lemon put in the bottle prior to being marketed outside of Mexico. I can only guess that the citrus is to cover the horrible taste. Drunk by pretentious gits.

Bruer- Only got $10? Want to get pissed? Don't like to share? Get Bruer, nobody will touch it. Or just get a couple of $5 bottles of wine.

Tui- A nice drop when done properly and fresh from the tap, with a bit of a honeyinsh taste and a rich aroma. Popular with students and drunks thanks to the great "Yeah right!" marketing campaign.

Guiness- Irish people and drinkers with something to prove drink this rich Stout. Not a bad drink by any means, but it's an acquired taste so people who've acquired it like to show it. Very popular on St Patrick's Day.

Kilkenny/Boddington/Murphy's Red- great beers, much in the line of Guiness Stout but nicer. Drunk by people who appreciate good beer and don't care what others think of their choice of drink. These people will be spotted at bars surrounded by Guiness drinkers bragging about how many they once drank, before throwing up a black river.

NZ Lager (not the Monteith's version)- Drunk by homeless people in Aotea Square and under Grafton Bridge.

[Tank]

the slutty girls buying cheap cocktails wanting to get drunk and throw themselves on the next sugar daddy to walk in the door

Now we're talking

[mark247]

* People who go to the supermarket in bare feet drink DB Double Brown.


That is so true its uncanny.

That is the one i thought was the most spot on as well. I cant think of a single nz lager drinker who doesnt do that.

[Bren]

We americans (and The Redneck) drink Miller

If I could get Shiner Bock here that is what I would drink...But MGD is my favorite beer of all the ones I can get in NZ
still got 22 sitting here that need to be polished off...and 1/2 doz Miller Chill, and 2 Carlsbergs....plus almost a full bottle of Famous Grouse Whisky...but no one to drink with cos the wife has left me....for a short time anyway

Representing the West Coast - Let's not forget Coors or even Coors Lite; "From Golden Colorado." Or Olympia; "It's the water, and a lot more."

...no thanks...almost as bad as Budweiser...




Carlsberg is my back up....and if all else fails it would be Tui

[The Lone Rider]

If I could get Shiner Bock here that is what I would drink...But MGD is my favorite beer of all the ones I can get in NZ
still got 22 sitting here that need to be polished off...and 1/2 doz Miller Chill, and 2 Carlsbergs....plus almost a full bottle of Famous Grouse Whisky...but no one to drink with cos the wife has left me....for a short time anyway


...no thanks...almost as bad as Budweiser...




Carlsberg is my back up....and if all else fails it would be Tui

Why oh why are you not coming to the CKMC birthday bash.. and delivering me some of those millers?

[alanzs]

Corona- Cat piss that the Mexicans hate, and which never had lime or lemon put in the bottle prior to being marketed outside of Mexico. I can only guess that the citrus is to cover the horrible taste. Drunk by pretentious gits.

I lived in Mexico and and am from LA and you are right, most locals didn't want to drink that shit. There are some good Mexican beers; Sol Cerveza and Modelo come to mind. But, like anything, especially taste, to each their own.

Its like here, Jose Cuervo tequila is almost the only tequila you can buy. Thats the worst tequila made, IMHO. The name means Joe Crow. No self respecting tequila drinker in the know would drink it. I heard it is good for cleaning the corrosion on your car battery terminals, like coca-cola. The problem is that here, there are only a few importers of tequila. There are tequila bars back in LA that literally have hundreds of different types of tequila.

The pretenses comes into play when people buy an imported beer that is crap in its home locale and think its so great because its expensive and how bitchen they are because they drink it.

[alanzs]

...no thanks...almost as bad as Budweiser...

Just kidding, Bud is probably the worst. How they call that beer, I never understood. The water in the area is hardly drinkable. I used to live down the street from their brewery in LA. The stench was horrible. The only good thing was for years, whenever guests came over, we'd take them there on the brewery tour and at the end they gave all-you-can-drink free samples.

Free beer=good beer. I think Homer said that. Homer Simpson.