Thank your lucky stars!

[Str8 Jacket]

Virgo Aug.23-Sept.22
There are a few minor conflicts between Mercury and a bucket of squids. You may experience a short burst of energy which could give you the urge to grow a huge moustache from your chin. This can be achieved by squeezing the juice from a weasel.

Im kind of over the moustache on my chin now, how do I get rid of it?

[nodrog:Me]

Im kind of over the moustache on my chin now, how do I get rid of it?

rub it on the sandwhich

[Str8 Jacket]

rub it on the sandwhich

I would rather that I rubbed the sandwhich on it.....

[nodrog:Me]

I would rather that I rubbed the sandwhich on it.....

watch out for the cats teeth

[ManDownUnder]

Thank god I've finished my dessert, ice cream is really hard to clean off the computer screen!!!

not as bad an the hand cream, man cream mix one can find in one's keyboard...!

[Stirts]

Im kind of over the moustache on my chin now, how do I get rid of it?

Rub the weasel! Hard and fast!!

not as bad an the hand cream, man cream mix one can find in one's keyboard...!

Sticky keyboard syndrome...explains your typos of late I heard boobs on bikes wasn't THAT great!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

Rub the weasel! Hard and fast!!

Oh Baby yeah! Giggidy giggidy!!!!

[ManDownUnder]

Oh Baby yeah! Giggidy giggidy!!!!

Right - you're hired! See you at Cols 40th

[LilSel]

I had a horoscope that was spot on a few weeks ago... it said 'you will come into some money or a gift' or something like that...
then on the saturday... i checked my bank account when i was out on the road... n to my suprise there was an extra 500 bucks in my account... work had given me a bonus but my manager hadnt given me the letter yet telling me that i was getting a bonus, gave it to me on the monday... all i was thinking the rest of the weekend was... where the fuk has this money popped up from?? thought it mightve been a mistake or something... but it wasnt
had read the horoscope before the money showed up too... bizarre-ly correct that time lol